I'm so ronery!

ZOMG, Raver is totally my favourite band too LOL and I so too can be a bitch in the ass. 9 inches of bitch. In the ass.

Basically the story is, you go camping here, YOU'RE FUCKED. Also, you will need to see Evil Dead 2 and Army of Darkness to put it all together potentially.

I got picked on too, I'm sure many other people on here will say the same. You might want to stop talking about your personal psychology on this forum though because despite the fact that what you went through was probably traumatizing talking about it on an internet forum will always lead to badness. Especially if you want to say that you're only friends with cats or that you are somewhat feral. TMI. Really, save that for close friends.

You just have to learn to be tough, no use dwelling on the past. People suck but considering that the only people whose approval you need when you're being bullied are the bullies themselves, you have to learn not to give them anything that they can use against you. And in this case this girl opened her stupid mouth and started threatening the internet at large with a cap to the head, which is, well, a little bit ambitious. I realize a lot of people don't know where the dissing is coming from on the internet but if you do something that gets the attention of /b/ then chances are it was stupid enough that the subsequent trolling is completely justified... but then to make even more videos about how butthurt you are, getting super-angry at your computer essentially, and then pulling in your Dad?

Sorry. This girl failed, and she learned a lesson: don't try being a youtube attention whore or an emo-band groupie. It's just too pathetic for people to accept.

I beg to differ, I just think it's fucked up how he's actually perpetuating this sort of extra-crappy style of pop music. Sure he's doing something right but I have no aspirations to involve myself in that sort of saccharine pop nonsense. You should know that Mikael, my main worry is that music is going down the shitter just because the emphasis is on how to sell it.

Thanks baby.

Good lord. Why do they have to go on in monotones whenever they want to "expose" some "conspiracy"? It's bad, it's fucking obvious it's bad, I don't need to hear about some stupid and useless conspiracy theory for 10 minutes to know that! Fuck!

No waffles or fries anywhere? Sure you're from Belgium, yeah like I'm going to believe that.

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Ben l'autre option c'est un super-soaker plein de vodka.

My friend's band, Ace Kinkaid: [ www.myspace.com ]

The Road by Cormac McCarthy, after I'm done with Slash's autobiography.

The Purple Kush ain't got a city. It's just fucking good. I get it both in Montreal and Toronto. Nuff said.

Oh cool! Well I stand corrected.

Bon je pense la meilleur chose c'est d'etre ninja, mais si t'es capable de convaincre un des bouncers qui est plus raisonnable que son collègue est mieux de partir de l'équipe, bon... sauf que 1) t'as pas le droit d'avoir même du paraphernale sur toi au Piknic ni 2) une bouteille de vin. Je ne sais pas mais ça m'étonnerai pas s'ils ont même une politique sur la partage de bière!

Alors pour ça, je vous conseil que un noix de coco avec un ti' trou pour y mettre une paille est votre MEILLEUR AMI. DU MONDE. C'est ben trop classe pis tu peux toujours dire c'est juste du lait de coco en-dedans. Imaginez tout un groupe des flyés avec des noix de coco au Piknic, qui boivent nonchalant leur rhum!

The man who is to blame for all this is one Dr. Luke. He's the asshole who wrote Ke$ha's "Tik Tok", Katy Perry's "I Kissed A Girl" and "California Gurls"(sic), Miley Cyrus' "Party in the USA" (worst video ever!), Avril Lavigne's "Girlfriend" and Pink's "U + Ur Hand". He's also been responsible for some new Weezer and Three 6 Mafia songs, and of course they're the worst ever. You would think, hey, if we take him out, maybe it'll end? But strike him down and he will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. I could swear this kid's like a young member of a strange RIAA illuminati. And he's the biggest douchebag you will ever see: [ en.wikipedia.org ]

Check it out, this blew my mind. He used to be the guitarist on SNL too, which is sort of bad enough in itself.

Wow. There are so many places a man can stick his dick these days. Really amazing how the world has evolved.

Episode 2 got on my nerves. I never like it when Leela sluts it out with Zapp, especially considering he was supposedly responsible for their collective deaths at the end of the old season. Yeah I know they tried to explain that in the first one but it sucked. On top of everything now there's nothing all that special about Futurama rule 34.

Holland plays too clumsy. Bloopers every game. I don't think they needed that many cards, that was ridiculous, but the amount of spills I saw with Holland outnumber any other team in the World Cup. I wanted them to win too but they always seem to jump in front of people's feet or misjudge tackles. Half of the calls were correct, the others were totally excessive.

But that free kick was bullshit. That went off a Spanish player's arm and should have been a corner.

Because honestly, you should sleep off the fuckload of drugs so you can realize there's nothing nearby that would fuck you.

Tous que je veux savoir c'est comment tu t'avais fait pogné avec un fiole vide. C'est tellement cave de faire ainsi sans être prudent, se cacher, genre...

It's funny because with just a bit of stealth and forethought you could have avoided the guy.

By contrast... mind you I wasn't trying to hand my friends empty vials, which I can't understand carrying around on you all day... but I went to a rather public event out here in Toronto, a city where we supposedly arrest people for nothing in certain circumstances, as you well know. Thanks to one young coconut that I purchased at Afrofest was able to go around the entire city drinking rum and cane juice out of it. I had that coconut with me from about 3pm to 3am, and nobody was the wiser. I even walked into the Rakim show and strolled over to the Datsik show afterwards with a bag full of booze and drugs thanks to a press wristband I got off a friend. We were in fact even smoking inside the club, as was everybody, pouring each other shots, basically living the high life, with not a security guard in sight. Now... we're known for being squareheads or something but this was a municipally funded series of events, unlike Piknic, and everything was chill. Point is: this is in Toronto. How the hell did you get yourself caught in Montreal? Were you wearing your "I do drugs" beacon?

En plus il oublie le punchline. Tellement plate.

God damn. It's drama the minute you start a thread man, makes all us OCD suffering grammar/language nazis get all riled up. Also, what?

Esdie dmard ki parle males icitte.

Ben là... penses-tu vraiment que t'as un droit d'amener des drogues au Piknic? Voyons, s'il te crisse dehors pour ça c'est parce que c'est son job. Si tu le trouves louche faut que t'as un meilleur raison que ça. Qu'est-ce qu'il a fait?

It smells like overheated turd in here. Did someone like, leave a turd by the window in this heat, or in a musty basement with no AC in front of a huge computer tower or something, and like only feed it macaroni and cheese and ramen?

I wouldn't know, the whole thread was TL;DR but I think it was the chronicles of a butthurt turd.

Pelicans. That shit is magic.

The top comment on youtube is "years of psychotherapy, down the crapper"

Fuck L Ron Hubbard and
Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all these gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

Fuck retro anything.
Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and
Fuck your short memory.

Learn to swim.

Fuck smiley glad-hands,
With hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

You know, from Tool's "Aenima"

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA HASTA LA VISTA ARGENTINA!

The seas are turning black. Just like in the Hopi prophecy. Serious business.

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200 proof moonshine powder.

Holy shit, that was sort of fucked!

When's the aftershock usually happen for these things?

It would be funny if that map was actually accurate and all that really exists is Pyongyang, which is just the size of that point on the map.

Wow man, DJ Thank You for letting me steal your mix... holy shit dude.

What the hell were we talking about earlier? Throwing parties that are an alternative to all this psy nonsense? There was a great one last night...

I still don't like psy trance and find it pretty annoying watching kids with hula hoops and pois. I peed a little when Yoshin said they like doing that stuff. Wow. Hula hoops and poi. If you can light em on fire, and go with five hoops at a time, wicked. If not, you are a flake and probably hit people all the time, amirite?

The poor guy, he makes me want to cry or pat him on the shoulder consolingly and tell him it'll be ok, he'll meet that special someone one day.

Yeah defend it all you want, you know I don't really care, I'm sure you like to drink bongwater and hoop ecstasy so I'm not all that intimidated. Good point about drum and bass, it's pretty weak too. But I don't listen to it much. It's also incredibly formulaic and they use exactly the same sort of epic-synth stuff as psy tracks, made often on the very same synths. That's music though, you can do a lot with a $3000 synth. That is, if you stop using the presets and work on making your own sounds...

Which are incidentally all pre-recorded unless you feel like doing some on-the-fly ambient music. Truly live psy would be phenomenal to see, but I think like most artists they'd probably decide to opt out on excess luggage for overseas flights to places where nobody knows who they are.

Yeah, lots of people go to psy parties. But they don't get accepted into that tiny little elite of paranoid schizos who dominate the globabl psytrance scene. But as I was saying before the main contribution psy has in terms of fashion and general politcs is to dress like a flake who never washes and to flail your poi about every chance you get, never get a decent job, and basically drop acid too often to be useful to the world.

So go on, I suppose this is of course more cliché shit coming from me, I am after all such a cookie-cutter guy.

DEUTSCHLAND! Can't beat the German wall of defense!





Unless you're Spain.

Excuse moi mais il y a déja un deal sur Cascades au super-marché et je trouve qu'au moins ça ne cause pas des démangeaisons au cul.