You better watch that you don't piss him off too much or it might erupt into a... wait for it...

Full scale riot.

*half-assed punchline drumroll*

(insert groans here)

I dunno, 40 pages and still a softy ain't a porn section.

Captain Oblivious said it best... first, last, pregnant... can't follow that train of thought too well. Trolls making in jokes again.

What the thinker thinks, the prover proves. - R.A.Wilson, R.I.P.

Chaotic Good

A chaotic good character acts as his conscience directs him with little regard for what others expect of him. He makes his own way, but he’s kind and benevolent. He believes in goodness and right but has little use for laws and regulations. He hates it when people try to intimidate others and tell them what to do. He follows his own moral compass, which, although good, may not agree with that of society. Chaotic good is the best alignment you can be because it combines a good heart with a free spirit.

As always... even while playing Fallout I found myself doing the Chaotic Good routine. But I gotta say I like when you can get away with a few crimes here or there, so I say I'm more Chaotic Neutral with a Chaotic Good veneer.

Where the fuck are the Chaotic or Lawful Evil people? That's what I want to see.

By the way you tend to get the most out of any RPG playing Chaotic Good. *snort* *adjust glasses*

My level 11 Gnome Illusionist/Thief can kick all your asses. If I ever find the damned character sheet.

And yes, that is an hundred-sided die in my pocket.

The glass bead game... that's like some crazy Hermann Hesse shiznit innit. Got any George Duke in that funk mix?

Be glad it's not glow in the dark tracers in your drugs. Then everyone would know what you're on the minute you step under blacklight.

Oh but wait, everybody can already tell what you're on if you're in a room with blacklights on. Bad acid.

Why didn't they try out the technology on a worm? Then they'd be able to release the new generation of a popular 80's children's toy.

I fail to see what I'd get out of meticulously putting people on my ignore list. I'll read anything. Just make it more interesting is all. Even your replies to this are totally cryptic. But I didn't mean any of that hating all that seriously. Drunk, remember.

Speedbump cat seems to be cracking out.

I'm drunk, I hate youse all, innit. [ Rave.ca ] is neurotoxic to the umpteenth degree. Classic examples being that before/after post, the post about horus and djwood... the baton incident, I dunno man. What we need is an anti-retard filter to protect brains, like a NSFB thing that warns you that a post may leave you feeling drained and numb. I can feel the imminent stroke coming. Talk about something interesting for once, it's all devolving into in jokes for trolls.

Yo people, you never know one day we might all need to cut off our own private parts to make a rocket ship. I've seen it work. Penises make great rocket ships.

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Oh god could the people who started this post please die. I didn't even read half of that and I know it's solid gold but fuck, BUTT FUCK, this is the worst thing I've ever encountered and is enough to make me want to destroy the "rave scene" single handedly.

Why the fuck does anyone even care?

This site is a total retarded waste of time! But we're all addicted! BAH, WHYYYYYYY!

I can't believe that stupid post about the conversation between DJWood and Horus, they should both be nuked ceremoniously for that!

Hey you know who's the new scum of the earth? Psychedelic trance hippies who criticize everyone else for being negative and closed minded while all they listen to is psy-this, psy-that, changing everything outside of that scope so they can listen to Shpongle and other ass-reaming shit while eating their non-psy roommates' food and asking everyone of their friends who they know there instead of just being nice people. Fuck you all you flakey pieces of anal detritus!

I no more enjoy watching a guy hack off his dong or for that matter hack open his scrotum and pop his balls out one by one than any of you do.

I really wish there was more audible sound coming through though, this would be great to sample for some mad evil track.

Shannon is probably the most twisted person on the planet for running that whole BME thing, paying people to cut off their limbs, balls, dicks, labia, clits, whatever they feel like, provided THEY DON'T USE ANAESTHESIA. There's a much worse video in the members area of BME that I was once shown of a guy cutting off his own arm with a whatchamacallit, band saw or whatever, the circular saw on a table. You may think it's nothing but the sound effects are really clear and it makes a really awful squishy sound. There's also some other guy who was being suspended by his testes at a BME event who didn't have the scrotal strength to hang on to the hook and wound up tearing the motherfucker open. His ball fell several feet to the ground, and he screamed pretty loud. People get off on this shit though. They really just go "damn it man, I can't take it anymore, I'm chopping off my wiener" and who are we to judge?

Honestly I didn't mean that personally, but more generally. You guys may be able to slack but it's only because you're, as Bill Hicks would say, SUCKING SATAN'S COCK. You're sitting there supporting a bureaucracy... SLURP SLURP SLURP. SUCKING SATAN'S COCK.

Anybody here in marketing? Do the world a favour and KILL YOURSELF. Please.

Spew...



First of all... indie rock girls? They're almost as unwashed and fucked up as hippie dirtbags so it's like shooting fish in a barrel. You just have to tell them you like some band with Wolf in the title and you're all set.



Yeah but why does everyone have such a lame job? I wonder what it would be like if I was on facebook in the kitchen all day. I wonder if anyone would ever eat at a restaurant like that.

Desk jobs are pathetic. Find a real job, you know one where you actually do some work. Losers.

Moi j'ai cuit des boulettes delicieuses hier soir. Mamma mia that's a spicy meatball!

I gotta hear these new records... I just don't think it's likely I'll still be in town...

Really living up to the name would mean not posting at all I would think...

I dunno, you can see what age it tells you on the side so I'm sure a lot of you adjusted it. 39.5... wow... and people always think I'm only 23.

Great essay but it ain't going to make it any easier to pay off your student loan.

How's that for obvious?

Hang on people, have you been following the story? This was a total fuck-up by the RCMP, it's not in any way to say the guy deserved to be killed... christ...

First off the RCMP uses an older model of tazer that has been discontinued because it was putting out too much voltage. The company that makes the tazer has tried to cover this up a bit but the most recent news I heard on CBC 1 was that:

1) He came off of a flight with a POLISH AIRLINE... so why didn't anybody at the airport manage to translate for him? At an international airport?
2) He was agitated and it was his first flight... to date no research or progress has been made on getting counsellors for people coming into customs for the first time. You may laugh, but when's the last time you emigrated somewhere?
3) His mother paid for the flight with what was practically her life savings. She hadn't seen her son in years. He didn't have a history of alcoholism or violent behaviour. This is a fucking tragedy if you ask me.

I don't see the humour in making light of this situation, this is scary news, and things like this shouldn't happen anywhere. You don't kill people when they freak out, you subdue them. And subdue does not mean electrocute with a faulty weapon.

Tetraktys, Orion, Jaïa, Logic Bomb, and before they started sucking, Chi-AD and X-Dream.

Oh shit, this thread is about TRACKS... sorry... going to have to remember the fucking names.

Also I don't know how anybody could say Infected Mushroom, Shpongle, and Hallucinogen (the last two are the same guy lol) are their favourites.

Shit man I'm 40. Fuck this game.

"Hey I know this song, I just got to this level last night!"
"What year is it?"
"Mais c'est pas du 'ardtek, quoi..."

Diarrhea.

Hey hey hey, whaddayaknow? That first video with the vagina costume is the work of none other than Justin Jezewski, my good friend and erstwhile member of the now defunct Alder and Elius, who were formerly signed on Skam records in the UK. He brought those costumes up to Montreal last year and two of my good friends put them on during his track "Bionic Vagina" off of the Parental Advisory EP.

And that deep sea stuff is from the Planet Earth series, by far the most interesting and breathtaking documentary existing. David Attenborough rules... that whole series fucking rules in fact. A friend of mine just bought that.

Sorry to be late on that, people post like motherfuckers on here.

Not first video... er... second one that Dee posted. Anyways the one with the paper vagina costumes.

Oh I thought this expression was about the expression "WOW". I guess not.

FYI - The hand sign is considered symbolic of the law of fives - 2 up, 3 down. 23 if you will. Some kind of reference to a pentagram. Fives occur all over the place in nature and us humans seem to have five major extremities, not counting dangly bits. Pagan symbol.

I think you should be more worried about anarchism and / or discordian ethics taking over when you see that kind of stuff. People impersonating Baphomet don't usually make me think of Anton LeVey.

However I love me some fetus on a stick. Mmm mmm. And redheads are much more fun to fuck. Especially when you've been meditating for several hours and the acolytes are holding her down.

Yeah the since is totally dieing (sic).

Twelve Step is more important. Kick the habit!

SLINKY WIZARD!!!!! What the hell happened to that guy?

Hey guys, what did I miss?

A few of us probably have to hurry up and make up our minds about this shit... who's going?

It could be if any of the dubstep producers were into sampling dub more often. I'm wondering if the band Pole's sound is dub or not for instance, and whether or not they had an influence on dubstep.

That was the Horrorist playing too... fucking weird to have that kind of vibe around.

Bah, I can't come. I'm in Toronto.

Oh this is just unfair, how is it possible that a party of this quality exists anywhere in the world? This is absolute madness, it's like my record bin is playing. I was already impressed near the top of the page but once I got to the middle my jaw dropped and at Dopplereffekt it fell off. WOW. I have to figure out how to go to this.