Oh no my progeny has gone on to be a total crap.

I SHOULD HAVE ABORTED!

Ah wait that has nothing to do with sodomy...

What did I do, dare to post a thread? Is that illegal now?

Wow.

Oh boy! It gets better!

General Dee.

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Hmm.

Oh wow how exciting someone is a malcontent.

In Russia whole family helpink with Nuclear power administrations.

I want a walrus. Get me a walrus.

Do they make anal sounds or dilators? If so, just how big are they?

I don't care how foolyish I seem, BORING BORING BORING BORING BROING! Oh that last one is cool, it's like a bored spring.

STILL BORING!

Wow a bizarre half-frog half-man kind of thing what sings.

Don't huff catpiss, m'k? It's bad, m'k?

Hey fuck you that stings. Calling me a fooler? For what, for getting bored? Man. I'm chafing.

Shitstache, the best kind. It's like those kids who already looked like they might be the school janitor at 13.

You may be going for the gold medal for consecutive masturbation sessions but nobody wants to give the thing to you.

Look out wi dem pum pum, dutty gal...

AN HOUR LATER, STILL BOOOOOORRRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGG!

Dee's nuts... ba da da da da
ba da da da da... Cry every night... for you...
Dee's nuts... (Dee's motherfucking nuts)
Do other stuff... uh... too...

Peas are so stupid. They don't stay on my knife, they freeze my tongue when I snack on them, and they look fucking gay.

You guys fucking broke it. :'''(

I dunno, that last guy said something about Salvia so I'm inclined to say he didn't smoke catpiss but did that instead. Why else would he say Salvia? I can't believe anyone people would do anything with catpiss, I've had in my boots for months and I can't get rid of the goddamned smell, and I don't seem to be able to get high off it. Nor would I want to, male cat piss stinks to high heaven, and it stinks forever.

BOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG.

That crazy German one that goes for $7000 but I gotta say I'm intrigued with the HiCan, that italian bed that lets you "Listen your Music"(sic) amongst watching DVDs, playing video games, hey you name it. If this flu lasts any longer I'm going to need one of those. Then I can turn into Jabba the Hut in peace, eating corn chips and masturbating while watching porn in my cozy bed, adjusting the temperature as I wish. I wonder if you can get the walls to close and just trap yourself inside there while playing GTA IV (when is this thing coming out?) for years. Then the minute you step out you go on a killing spree.

The most practical one is that sofa ball one. I can see a lot of people going for that. We could set fifteen of them up in our loft and then have swinger parties with hot bitches like this one:

Better still:

This costume caused confusion, March 12, 2008
By RunDown (Denver, CO United States) - See all my reviews
This costume has caused our family all sorts of confusion. We dressed up our son in this pimp suit and took him trick-or-treating downtown. It was pretty crowded on the streets and we lost him for a bit, but when we found him and got him home he took off the costume and he had turned into a 40 year old black man with a strut and a disturbing tendency to want to slap around my wife and teenage daughter. I guess it's nice that he doesn't wet the bed anymore, and he says he can find work for our daughter, which is something he has never shown an interest in before, but we don't understand why he keeps wanting to call her Suga Smoov. Was there some sort of chemical in the fabric that we were supposed to wash out? We think perhaps we should have washed the costume before we put it on little Stevie (who insists we now refer to him as "The Hand").

OMG I'M RAVING SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW...

Wow... sounds familiar.

ENOUGH! ENOUGH! JUST! SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU! DO SOMETHING ELSE! GO OUTSIDE! MASTURBATE! FUCK! DO ANYTHING! BUT LET THIS THREAD VANISH FROM EXISTENCE!

You said don't be hating... sorry. No hating intended, but that movie is so shitty. It's like BAAAAAAAHH WWWWAAAAAARARRRGGGGHH ZZZZAAAAH and then these helicopters are like PPPAAZZZZZZKOW BAAAAZOOOING PPPPPSSSWWWOOOOT PPPPSSSWWWOOOT and then the transformers attack and it's like KAAAAAABLOWEY ZZOOOOMBPOING WAKAKAKAAKKAKAAKAKA KRRRRRRRTTTTPPPPFFFFT BOOOOM! Ya know what I mean, there's a plotline for you! Oh no wait, that's just special effects. Mostly done in the dark.

Transformers hiding in the backyard? WTF? Transformers helping you get laid? WTF? Transformers being in the dark the whole movie so you can't tell exactly what the shitty CGI consists of? WTF???? And what about fucking Unicron? Not considered important to the plot? What, they had to make it about the United States and Iraq somehow, but that really had nothing to do with the movie... and then there was that priceless scene at the beginning where the racist American tells the Spanish soldiers (who snuff it later) to "Speak English"... such a pile of shit. Sorry, I have to rant. DOES NOBODY ELSE SEE THIS FOR THE CRAP IT WAS?

OH. You've already got a cat? Why the hell do I bother, 6 months after the fact? Luna-1, care to illuminate me as to why this post was rehashed?

Inside jokes suck.

Oh thanks, I didn't know any of that. Why would I talk about dividing by i if I didn't know the damaging effects of water on electronics?

By the way, wtf is up with all this deliberate rape of the English language that you net-nerds always resort to? The title of this thread is disgusting, it's like a spam text message that comes from Mexico or something. Anybody who routinely spells "what" "wut", "you" as "u", "to" as "2", etc. is speaking the language of the beast. Newspeak in its worst form, dumbed down and fucking retarded. You guys have to stop talking like lolcats, your brain cells are atrophying. It doesn't take much to look at the screen when you type, proofread, and then press send. DjWood, take note.

Wait a second, you actually sat through that whole piece of shit that fell out of Michael Bey's ass on a 50 inch plasma screen on Blu Ray? Oh I've got a movie night for you... let's watch Beaches on Blu-Ray. At least that movie makes sense.

I turn 30 in July. That means you guys can no longer trust me. There will be a party, guaranteed. And I'm sure most of you know where.

Do you want us to write up complicated instructions? You're probably looking for [ rave.ca ] technical support which... oh yeah! There is no [ rave.ca ] technical support!

See this is a serious problem. Infected Mushroom used to be _the_ Israeli Stomp scene of Goa Trance, they were pioneers in so many ways, an influence to all psy-trance fanatics. Then they let out that piece of shit called "Converting Vegetarians" with all the lyrics and singing and crap like "Insane, insane, everybody insane" or "I'm deeply disturbed and I'm deeply unhappy"