Merci alors pour la stupidité gratuite, on n'a pas assez dans le monde.

Well, you got some shitty fucked up version of Firefox or you opened a site that disabled all the toolbars. It should be possible to get all those back via the preferences menu though, so really... I think you were looking at a simple reinstall. *cough*noob*cough*

It must be them North Korean flowers, because they all look exactly the same and it's hard to tell if it's really the flowers or just propaganda presented by the North Korean government to suggest that all their flowers resemble question marks.

Wow, that's much better. Now we know he said something but we don't have to know what. Thanks, Screwhead!

Oh dude seriously fuck off. Fuck off, Kevin. Toronto had enough of your crap. Just go die.

Actually she's full of a mixture of gelatin and sugar so all she has to do is get warm, which is what she's doing in the video, and the marshmallow (as that is what that is, pig bones and sugar) expands and becomes somewhat gooey, thus spilling over into what we see above.

Thing is I want to know if it's ethical to teach a whale to dance.

My chef's name is Kevin Lee... I told him about this one and asked him if he has a brother named Ken. But at work it's now "Kevin Lee, tulibu dibu douchoo".

Ouiap tellement, par example je ne comprends pas de tout pourquoi tu dis que c'est "des conneries faite par du monde qui en vaut pas la peine d'être vu" [sic]... qu'est ce que ça veut dire? Ce n'est pas nous autres qui ont fait ces films... vraiment t'attaque sans penser de tout, tu te sembles tellement ridicule comme ça. Mais peut-être c'est ça ton objectif? Go do a poo, c'est fatiguant.

Heston was the man, I side with Murdock.
Best scenes ever -
in Planet of the Apes when he gets hosed down: "Get your hands off me you damned dirty ape!" (he gets the hose) "IT'S A MADHOUSE! A MADHOUSE!"
In Ben Hur, when he's talking to Masala and that evil fucker tells him his family is in a leper colony, rotting away: "It goes on." And damn is he gay in that movie.
Then there's the Omega Man, which is the most ridiculous film I ever saw. First time I saw it I had a major fever and it was like bad acid.
Soylent Green is boring up until that end scene which it's so famous for.

But yo, nobody is ever going to have that teeth-gritting, bile-spitting, hard-ass American with severe hemorrhoids style of acting down ever again, the closest we get to that kind of constant shithead face is I dunno, Jean-Paul Belmondo. Well he didn't always have a shitty smile, he used to be super cool in the sixties with films like Breathless, but these days he looks like the French Heston. Sorry Belmondo... compare as we dare:

Belmondo:


Heston:




We mustn't forget that cameo in Wayne's World 2, that was some hot shit.

Freezer we may have to have an intervention against your constant retarded trolling. It is time, my son, to stop it. You can do it. Just... stop it. STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!

I came all over the car and your mom.

Just started on season 1, decided to rent it because the online links are all dead or something. Great show in every way. Yes I know renting is pricey, especially at Boite Noire, but it's all right there and organized by directors...

That last video, like everything on [ rathergood.com ] was made by children on crack and is actually pretty stupid.

And I do think elephants can paint without conditioning, and I am willing to believe they're that intelligent. Why does everyone get cynical the minute animals show signs of potential intelligence?

"Hey this is Marvin Astley... know that mediocre generic sound you've been looking for?"... Man, after all these years I'm glad he finally fell into the delete bin of life. When I was a kid I punched someone out for playing that song and got in a lot of trouble.

It's just a fucking internet browser, why do you need a bunch of extra fucking shit cluttering up your screen? Firefox has a google search engine incorporated directly into it. Why would you need to add a google search bar? Are you guys having a hard time typing things into the address bar? Deal, goddamn it.

It is not ok, no matter where you are, to assume that your language is superior or to be an asshole to people who are having a hard time speaking/writing/reading it. The crux of the problem is communication, not whose language wins, or these judgments of people based on their ability to learn. There are people in the world who can only speak one language, often because they're challenged by other languages. Some of the people in that category are bigots and can't stop telling people to speak their language, probably because they're afraid that people are talking shit about them, but often because they've been in one part of the world for too long. Some of them have genuine learning disabilities or feel too much prejudice towards their accents and give up. But nobody has the right to enforce language on others, and I think that extends to the right to label people as "anglos" or "frenchies" or whatever derogatory terms you want to throw at the infamous "other".

Mon père est Québecois, né à Rouyn-Noranda. A deux ans ou quelque chose ses parents ont choisi d'émenager a Ontario, ou ils ont démeuré a Sturgeon Falls, une ville qui était un des plus violents à Canada, pis une des plus racistes. Alors après quelques années d'abus general il avait presque peur d'exprimer en Français, mais il a fait un effort de garder ses racines et son langue. Alors quand j'était jeune, ma soeur pis moi ont fait de l'immersion français, a Toronto. Une moitié de la journée en Français, la deuxième en Anglais. J'ai pris les courses en Français jusqu'au 11eme année d'école secondaire, et je le trouvait bien difficile. Ce n'est pas typique que les gens des provences principalement Anglophones prennent si beaucoup des leçons en Français. C'etait pas la seule langue que je parle autant Anglais, parce-que ma mère est Allemande, et en vérité c'est ça ma deuxième langue. Ca fait que la Français est ma troisième. C'est ben difficile de parler trois langues, et assez bien et fluent, sans confuser tes mots. Alors c'était chiant mes premières années à Montréal d'avoir les gens qui me criticisait pour mes difficultés avec les dialects regionales. Les Quebecois que j'ai rencontré étaient toujours beaucoup plus ignorants à propos de ça que les Français, mais les deux m'ont souvent traité comme un con parce je démeure ici et j'ai pas des expressions parfait ni la vocabulaire de quelqu'un né dans la culture. Ben, je ne suis pas capable de voir un raison pour choisir de m'éxprimer avec un accent Québecois (que je trouve tellement laide en géneral, vous avez des voix des canards) ni un accent super-posh et chauvin de France. Je comprends mieux l'accent Français, mais les expressions comme "c'est gallaire (sic?)" sont terrible, pis les Québecois... pourquoi y a t'il de monde qui dit "ben kin"? What the fuck does that even mean?

Alors, je parle Français, pas parfaitement, et je le comprend, mais pas toujours, et je fait mieux que la majorité. Mais finalement, on m'appelle toujours un Anglophone... comment ça, quand je parle trois langues? Est-ce qu'on appelle tous les immigrés qui parlent Anglais mieux que Français les Anglophones, mème si leur première langue est Macedonien? Et est-ce que le Quebec a le droit de traiter tout les gens d'ailleurs comme des cons juste parce qu'on a une culture different?

So I guess my main problem is this attitude of "if you don't like it you can geeeeeeeetttttt ouuut" that prevails everywhere. A lot of shitheads just need to leave their familiar town or province or country for once and realize their tiny world isn't so important that they can enforce culture on outsiders forcefully. And any province that has such shitty food shouldn't try to become a world class country. You gotta do better than tortière and poutine.

We'll be having the next Inity event here, so I hope we see you lot for that event as well... gonna be a wicked jam!

Do you have a link for "Y'en a des bien" or whatever it's called?

She actually has a really stinky, hairy cooch that ruins the rest of the package. You guys can smell my fingers for six pence.

I can teach you.

No but it's a Hyundai Tiburon HOR sale. He's selling a HOR. Came with the car at the expo and he's had her tied up in the trunk ever since.

Can't even make any good shits, where's the beer? Where's the rotting meat?

Somebody said somebody wouldn´t last too long
Somebody keeps going strong
Somebody said somebody was all a front
Somebody´s still talking junk

It's the only way for him to get a chance at restored vision and some form of reconstructive face surgery so I say GO VIOLENCE!

You're the Alpha and Omega? You're Horus? No wait... you mean... all the idiots are actually THE SAME ENTITY, IN A DIFFERENT AVATAR? Wow... this is getting crunchy.

You don't want people to cater dumps to you? Sorry, translation skills are, well they're ok it's just what the fuck are you trying to say? Who's Rebella?

I dunno Noah, I find the competition takes care of my upset stomach, heartburn, indigestion, and diarrhea much better than [ rave.ca ] ever could.

Moi je dit abortions. C'est pas la meme chose.

50 pages, and now people are colons? : ::: :: ::::: look out! COLONS! : ::::: ::: ::::

I'm only a semicolon ;

Freezer est la cause de la mondialisation, la famine, et le SIDA. Il fait pousser les larves des papillons sud-Africain avec ses pensées et ces yeux d'abortions.

Frisk me, I've been naughty officer...

Rats, you can't download that...

Too much is not enough!

Poo is everywhere? I'm scared to go anywhere now.

Happy birthday, Admiral! Keep sailing the smooth seas!

Step one:
We can have lots of fun
Step two:
There's so much we can do
Step three:
It's just you and me
Step four:
I can give you more
Step five:
Don't you know that the time has arrived
Huh!!

What's wrong with dude's eyes? They look like mutated abortions.

Nazi.

C'mon guys, don't be a bunch of foolers. He's obviously the coolest one here.

Not as unbelievable as this:



Wow that was good, more?



and



Youtube poop is more interesting than the last 40 pages!