They're pretty accurate about the vegan info thrown in there but it makes me feel guilty. I feel like I need to start cruising at Mado and cut meat out of my diet or I'll get shot by my fellow Germans.

BTW is heterosexuality genetic or is it something we develop later in life, based on a series of events? I didn't choose to be an SWM, I just am.

That's really awesome how you guys start dissing Noah the minute there's some sort of glitch. From what I gather he's perhaps attracted to underage girls but I've not seen or known him to act on it. I know you guys all jerk off to those racy Miley Cyrus photos anyway.

Yeah Alex you're totally right, this kid is such a wannabe and a total NOOB... fucking probably only been in the scene like 1 year at the most and he's totally not even a good DJ. Fucking short too, I bet he's been doing crystal for the past 8 years and stunted his growth. Look at his weird little arms, he's like some sort of little twiggy alien Trevor.

Woputain je capote, ca déchire. Trop gallaire mec, quoi.

WTF! ALL I SEE ARE FNORDS!

Man... masturbation is counter-revolutionary? Heterosexuality is the opiate of the masses? Shit... well like communism, it just doesn't work for me because of all the strictness. The revolution should be against dogma. Still seems like a totally wicked awesome movie, when are you renting it?

It's Bruce at his finest though.

Why don't you guys talk to the dudes in Toronto? Get Hinder to play, he was just in town. Also, Famine, Laf-O, Skeeter fer sures, Nwodtlem, Razorgrrl, DJ Blndr, hey guess what I could get them to come all at once, just ask me about it...

My friend Dan also just moved to town and is looking for a place to drop breakcore. We also have our own locals, thankfully you've mentioned Synthamesk but you might want to look into booking Chainsawtooth.

Madness Reign FTW!

I'll give you $50 but he has to be de-clawed, shaved, and filleted properly and delivered on ice. By 9am, at the restaurant, or we're sending it back to the warehouse.

Obviously you've never been to Circa, it's not exactly a raver place, and this entire ad is just misleading. AD/D is actually a clubby club night with clubby club people and that place is outrageously expensive. LIES.

I don't know why the discussion is about throwing raves, considering raves died back in 2001, some say even earlier, but ok... for any event you have to be professional, like look into everything that it's going to take to throw it instead of glossing it over.

She's so cool that she's baffled every one of us with her coolness. That's all it is. It's like staring at the sun, you can't possibly ever grasp how big and how hot it is, and doing so makes you go blind. Sixteen years of hard work and my friend Aprille's haircut, basically to a tee.

See here: [ www.rave.ca ]

This girl also coincidentally has a coolness rating of 1,000,000,000, but just to people like me.

Personally I don't see what the big deal is, maybe her rating is in binary starting from the left and her coolness is just one. My rating is actually 10(coolness rating)

Errr... I wrote the ^ but it disappeared (probably did so again). That's ten to the power of (current coolness rating), which right now is a 1 with 6138 zeros after it.

Correction... 6137. But I thought updates raised the coolness rating?

Haha the majority of you guys defending her music are just drooling over her... it's pretty weak shit if you ask me. LOL? That's retarded.

You can't fuck with:

Romados (sic?) - a.k.a. Delicious Planet. Best chicken in town.
L'Anecdote - amazing burger joint at St. Hubert and Rachel I think?
The Main - get the Varenekes and the Latkes, and one smoked meat sandwich, with a pickle. Ta da.

Somebody told me that putting your hard drive in the freezer for a while and then spraying it with a fire extinguisher is supposed to help. No, I didn't try it. Drive is still dead though so sometimes I think it couldn't hurt.

I'd say that you should play if you're promoting a scene you're a part of that nobody else is representing. Case in point, it's been a while but before William I put my time and energy into throwing pretty much the only Breakcore events in town at Pote:tr and the place downstairs from Nice Music. Both defunct, but before the fall this was the only place where I could play, at the request of my friends who I had booked. Not saying I was wonderful but that I've been producing for a while and that I wasn't playing "Zero" over and over again or anything.

No worries Dee, we'll give you back your zero dollars and a hug.

Neko if anything goes wrong on our end we'll know immediately who the hacker is. Stop your retarded threats and give the bashing a rest. There's nothing more pathetic to someone who hangs on to his delusions and can't shake them, even when they're your own inventions. Go to war on everyone on [ rave.ca ] and see where it gets you. I'll sick Noah on you. Do you hang out with Freezer?

Man... too bad he was in the chill room, he would have been welcome in our loft.

Anyways, does anybody feel cheated by the fact that it was in a loft? I want to take a poll, because apparently despite all the props there's this idea someone has that everybody felt gipped. Feel free to say if you did, I'd like to know.

Be excellent to each other, and party on.

This has Bond film written all over it. They'd call her Bewbage Galore. Daughter of Pussy.

Shannon runs the Body Mod Empire (BME) and knows exactly what he's doing. This guy is the foremost authority on body modification and I doubt he would stupidly risk going blind if the research hadn't been done. This wasn't just some random loser. Plus there are people doing much worse things for the video archive which he pays them for footage of. Unaesthesized castration and dismemberment (arms and legs) will get you a few thousand dollars!

Anyways I bet it'll look crazy afterwards. All fremen style.

It's not a repost but that was on the Toronto freetekno forums a few years ago.

I still prefer when people teach poodles how to fly.

Badass... that first one is fucking incredible, so are the rest. Mad props.

I'd be down, if talent is optional. :P It's been insanely long.

Ricky! It's a samsquanch!

I'are mine bestest DJ.

I really didn't like With Teeth.

Pool of Radiance? That's Dragonlance, and it's classic. Too many draconians near the end.

I played the shit out of NWN and Baldur's Gate 1 and 2, plus the expansions. You can solicit whores but the Lawful Good characters will stop liking you. Plus nothing really happens, it's about as graphic as Fallout.

Speaking of which, Fallout 3! Who's looking forward to that one? Supposed to be somewhere between Oblivion and the original games, with drastic plot changes at every turn. Now that's what I'd hope from GTA4.

Is it still Staunton Island and Portland?

Sixteen Armed Jack!

I think the people who own that loft have gotten the message by now though, and their bigger worry is not heating out parties by not telling the neighbours what they have planned in advance. It's a great chill space but it's no dancefloor loft. I think it's the only place that's done the whole call it a rave when it's not thing though, and they haven't since, so this is getting to be a stale topic.

Actually, there are a lot of people who actually like doing those crappy jobs, I can think of a few I've met.

I work in a kitchen, it's not glamorous but it's a good work environment because everyone gets along and there's always something to do that's stimulating. It's not the ultimate job but I just don't think people should work in call centres, squandering their talents, when they'd be excellent in a completely different field.

Meh.

Dog kabobs have never been easier to cook.

It's all about the drona and bhishma.

Wow if I participate on this one I may get in trouble, I know far too many recipes at this point... here's a really good one for Irish Stew that I just cooked up recently. It should properly be done in the oven but I don't personally have a casserole dish big enough so I offer up the version that I make.

Ingredients:

1 1/2 to 2 pounds of stewing lamb or beef, in 1 inch cubes
3 tbsp olive oil, or preferably beef lard
Flour
2 tbsp Nutmeg
Two large yellow cooking onions, sliced
Carrots, diced and blanched
Potatoes, white, peeled and blanched
4 cloves of minced garlic (not from a jar, that shit sucks)
* in case anyone needs to know how to blanch vegetables, it's easy, you just need to boil a small pot of water with a pinch of salt, and throw the veggies in for about 30 seconds to a minute.
One pint of Guiness stout
2 cups of Trois Pistoles stout
4 cups Water or beef broth, which I doubt you want to have to make the day before. Try not to use beef bouillon cubes, but it might work.
Fresh rosemary
Fresh thyme
Salt and pepper to taste, more nutmeg to taste

Dredge the lamb or beef in a mixture of flour and the nutmeg. Shake off excess flour. In a large pot, brown at medium heat in the oil or fat, just to cook the flour mixture on, 2-3 minutes. The meat should stay rare. Set aside. Cook the onions in the drippings, and optionally brown the carrots, if desired. This might be hard without a bit of liquid, so crack open yer Guiness and add a bit to the pot, and scrape the brown stuff on the bottom. This is essentially a roux, so you don't want to burn the flour stuck to the pot. Add the beef, herbs, and potatoes (as well as the carrots if you haven't already). Now pour that whole pint of beer in the pot. No drinkies. The whole pint. Add the beef broth or water to the pot, and bring to the boil. When small bubbles erupt, turn the heat down to low and cover. Let stew for 2 hours, stirring occasionally. Liberally add nutmeg until its smell is pervasive, to taste, as well as about 2 teaspoons of salt and pepper. After the first 90 minutes, pour in 2 cups of the Trois Pistoles you've been slowly cleaning off. Let the motherfucker stew until that two hours is up, and don't eat any of it before then, or you will be mauled at night by leprechauns. But after two hours go crazy, this stuff is delicious.

Enjoy!

Sorry, I should mention... only use half the nutmeg for the dredge, add the rest to taste.

I got a really weird spam email recently, I wouldn't normally post this sort of thing but this one is fucking weird, especially the end... wtf...


WTF??? Schizophrenic mailbots?

I guess it doesn't make sense to people when I randomly change my personality for different posts. Also, I am old news. In fact I am wearing pants made of old newspapers.

Thing is I was part of the Toronto scene for quite a while so I think I know where I'm coming from when I take my jabs. None of my friends in Toronto would have been offended either. I think it's like any other city, there are some good parties, you just have to know where, and I don't find the gigantic rave promotion crews in Toronto to generally be super lame.

Well I'll pack heat next party and people get a shot in the kneecap for not beatmatching. I'll be sure to cripple myself first.

Smoked meat FTW.











I'm talking about Quebecoise GMILFS.

Yo somebody, link for a torrent of this show. Corey, Trevor, cigarette.
*snaps*
Let's go.