Jason Forrest has gone ahead and made a super easy sequencer for all the IPhone hipsters to use, and it seems he's using samples from his tracks in the demo.

If you don't know who Donna Summer is, well, you're not to blame. You probably thought that was strictly that disco diva from the seventies. It's also this guy's alter-ego, some of the finest and most complex IDM/Breakcore to grace the planet.

And now it's for anyone with a gizmo.

This is actually 3/4 not DnB which means that, as usual, you am retarted. DJ Fuckhead sounds like mash-up hardcore/fakecore if anything.

This is like Brule's Rules. I love it.

So's if I's to understand this, mate, you'd like to smoke Cutter'ead because you fink 'e's a cigarette? You're a poofter, yeah? You know that, right, Neoform?

Hip hop is for haters? Is that what we're supposed to believe? Guns + Rap is a given? That's so fucking stupid. Who the fuck are these ignorant fuckers fronting that they're involved in this thug bullshit, and why do they think this shit is even necessary?

...my dick looks way bigger?

I know Liam, you always secretly wanted to make your own Canadian ravewear yourself and then post the silly pics on a forum of JERKS. When I had that German-themed fun fur nazi outfit on people sure didn't appreciate it either. What happened to the since?

WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH ALL CAPS? BILLY MAYS TALKED IN ALL CAPS, WHY CAN'T I???/slash???questionmark

Holy shit dat ass. That pussy was pooting hard.

Nas' last album was really interesting. I listened to it a bunch of times, but decided it was full of as many hits and misses as any other conscious hip hop album. The production is tight but the song near the end that samples "Unforgettable" was way too late-90s backpacker and cheesy. But so was Nas I guess.

I think he's being a bit extreme. Soulja Boy got better and proved he wasn't just a dance craze, Busy Signal does amazing autotune tracks, and T-Pain is great, honestly. Kanye West, however, is still a very, very, gay fish, because he's trying to swim his way to glory and splendour by following trends.

The problem is BET. The videos that get regular rotation are idiotic and insulting, and they totally perpetuate the image they're lampooning in that video. I don't know where to stand though because people honestly love hearing stupid lyrics. And yeah, for almost any artist I like these days it's like they all have some shit that they put out collaborating with all the new favourites which is as pre-packaged and fabricated as any other pop reality.

But in the midst of all that shit there's some really amazing production going on, and I think whenever Nas says hip hop is dead he's secretly lamenting the fact that if he doesn't find a new gimmick he's going to get resigned to being called the whiny paranoid of rap for the rest of his life. And a bit of a nutcase for making that sort of video. I mean it's funny but it's a bit too funny for the wrong reasons... why would he use that to convey his message? What a weirdo.

The girl getting her butt kicked is fucking awesome. In his day women had class and wouldn't show off their tits and piss in a public square, and he done gave'r what fer.

The blonde likes you, Liam.

Hey so to put my two cents in again. There is no sync button, and Stereo is an expensive club that isn't necessarily worth the extra cost given the lack of variety in the music booked there. I doubt that drum and bass is absent from the club, but I don't think that the promoters see it as an active enough trend to turn profit. It's really that simple. Drum and bass has been around for a while and has been categorized characteristically as being less popular with the jet set. Honestly, sometimes you just know that a concept won't work in nightlife because it's obvious it's not what the proprietors and promoters are going for in their image.

Let's not mince words over it. The sound system might be totally fucking off the hook but it's that crazy because they book ridiculously huge names. Those of us who have what one might call niche tastes don't get our representation nor do we find any common interest with this sort of club and the lifestyle it promotes.

This is so fucking awesome. All the lyrics are Schwarzenegger lines!






Edit: Get to the choppa is my favourite.

Wow! They made a Diablo 2? That's fucking wicked! I wonder if they'll make any sequels to this crazy game I just got called Grand Theft Auto. It's got a wicked top-down thing where you can see a car and stuff.

Hey wait a minute... my first reaction when I heard about this was "yes! Finally they're picking off the hipsters where they live!" but perhaps I err and offend. OH WELL, NOTHING NEW THERE!

You know what I think, I think it's these black people. Gotta watch out for them, aprizm. They'll shoot you for nothing. In fact I wonder why you're talking to Mikael about it, I'm quite sure he's going to cap you for having a problem with gun violence.

Um, don't shoot me please Mikael. I want to be your friend but I'm very racist and despite all the showers I take I still have a thick layer of white skin all over my body that interferes with my ability to be funky. Please don't kill me.

On that douchebaguette note:



And now it's a race to see who can combine the image of a douche bottle with a baguette with PS and make it official.

Why did this get the pedobear seal of approval? She's legal.

I did take a long hard look at dat ass. I did this:



But I couldn't help but think, why not just be even more direct and have her gaping the whole video while singing the song, with over 900 dicks up in that thang? She could take it, she already has the pole dance section. I mean, every time I hear cutesy ditz music I just think of how she's basically just a pornstar trying to branch out, and really, if you're going to tell me to take a long hard look at it, well at least have real tits and a personality, otherwise I just want to see anal creampies. Really.

Hey Recoil, you do know that's a bit of a Raphaellism, right? I swear she coined that once.

Should have quoted "douchebaguette". But yeah, it was you or Mikael. I can't help but think that word first emerged in reference to "mange ma noune".

Maseltov

Who the fuck is this clown?

There goes the neighbourhood.

I got no fucking pussy, I'm just sitting around here with my ass up my ass!

What's wrong with pants that are somewhat baggy only, but don't flare?

People still wear these? Wow.

I dunno man, my issue is the cost of such a place, all the security for nothing, and the fact that they have such plastic looking people there. Don't give a shit about how gay it is, don't give a shit really about who plays there either because nobody's making you go. But the guy running that place is a total piece of shit as many of us know, and that plus the former list of cons are why I classify this place as lame.

If that's going to get me flamed by a certain miss thang, well so be it. Some people aren't able to consider differences of opinion. I personally am, however I'm rather positive that I'm usually right, being so arrogant and everything. But some people really can't spell.

I dunno man, you lose one girlfriend, you find another. That's the way she goes.

Of course it hurts but try to think of the upside, of all the fights you won't be having any more, of the freedom you now have to flirt with anybody you please and see where it goes. She's over you? Fine, then try to understand why and how, and drink like mad and get your mojo on. Way better than offing yourself.

I didn't mean to be a prick but I know from experience that being very tough about that shit works well. You have to feel more shame at the thought of doing such a thing than shame for the things you can't change in your life.

Here are some lolipops.

It's spelled "you" or "are" you fucking muppet.

NO U

Lame.

Oh boy, are they going to play those tracks with the stupid lyrics sung in English with hideous accents?

Yeah, but don't Raiders also get by on raiding? Isn't that how they get shit?

Oh wow, that thing is so "kyoot" I wanna cram it up my ass and let it have its way with me.

Holy shit man... it's like the fucking Tesla Cannon. I wonder what that does to livestock?

This is so awesome... I can't believe the sheer awesomeness of it.

What about people who don't own black hoodies? You guys are dropping dress codes and throwing birthday parties now?

Well I'd come if I could but I have my own party in my navel to attend to. I kid, going to be in Toronto.

I'm no queef and I said absolutely nothing against people who code you will notice. I just said it doesn't work for me. I don't have that kind of brain. I also hate text on screens, unless it has pictures. :P

Why? Because we don't all want to spend ages in our basements tinkering. You may, other people may, but for some people we don't have the attention required to do so, nor the time. But I mean, I think I would get frustrated with that quickly, given how stoned I tend to get before attempting repairs, my tendency to sweat from my brow and have crusty fingers from cooking that don't deal well with small components. That and I am not too good or patient with code. Object oriented is the furthest I can really go, and I hate text and background if I have to look at it too long. Makes me think of the days wasted in front of a DOS client for IRC.

Ok... but how does it run on an iMac, as in the newer model released last year? I have a bootcamp partition with Win XP sp3 and I'm sick of the ugliness.

Yeah I'm sick of these pay driver download sites popping up when a search for them used to be quick and easy, just like some sort of Billy Mays product.