I used to have a drummer in a band I was in who would shoot up right before shows and rehearsals, and would proceed to bash his hands into the cymbals by accident but not notice. Eventually the snares would be covered in blood but the guy would keep playing. I thought that was bad and then one day when we were trying to cart the guy off to rehab we dropped in and he was living with these skeezy skag bitches who would just cook up in a hurry and jab into their necks without a tourniquet - just bam, right in the jugular. Faces covered in track marks, they looked like some sort of sea sponges that would bleed in random places, with a couple of jagged teeth poking out of their twisted maws. That made me realize that it was time to find new friends.

Oh no worries, I left the band. It was just not very clear up until these events whether or not I wanted to remain on as rhythm guitarist... after that though I steered clear of those guys to the best of my abilities. Not easy when a junkie has your phone number though, they'll call you up and convince you that they're the same old person they were before the heroin usage (although quite frankly I never met that person, I just didn't know the deal before) and that they're "clean now". Then you'll wake up and realize that you no longer have an amplifier or any guitar pedals. And your friend, if they are a junkie, are as good as dead. And although we all think that we'll never meet anyone involved in that scene, there's always that terrible surprise, that bright light that decides their pain is too much and wants to block out the sun with their form of soma.

Heroin is rubbish. Sure you could argue it's a nice buzz, if that's your thing, but look who you'd be on that nice buzz with!

Nothing you post can fuck with Tiger Fuck a Dog. Put "tiger fuck a dog" in youtube and you'll see. I just love how the title is in such bad English.

I kind of thought that last episode sucked. I don't go around calling people fags and I don't understand people who do. It's sort of childish in fact. If they really wanted to diss bikers they could have done a far better and more intelligent job than to have some homophobic joke that they cover up with the obligatory stereotypical gay characters and trying to argue for a new usage.

Anybody who has gay friends or family can tell you the word faggot or fag and the connotation with burning twigs shows the amount of hate behind the name, and even if the target of the word fag or nigger or whatever else keeps changing so that people can keep speaking ignorantly it's still only an idiot who can't come up with a more articulate description of an annoying biker than fag.

Crap episode, totally not creative and left me feeling pretty disappointed. Homophobia is still rampant and no matter what you say when people call someone a fag they're implying that they're homosexual. Any other explanation is a lie.

The game is actually outside of the box! It's so boring and horrid that you'll be persuaded to cut off your own foot so you can stop playing it.

Tranquilizer darts man. She looks like a bear, might as well take her down like one.

Dee is doing drugs again.

I was really hoping this was about edible endbosses of Super Mario 2.

Chez nous on pousse le bouchon dans le bouteille, sa flotte dedans mais au moins ça marche calisse.

I checked, btw. And um... no ladies want to sexorcise. Exercising and then sex is ok, but exorcism is not so popular during sex.

Sigh... guess I have to start finding bushes to hide in a lot earlier in the day. Anyone got a large pyramid shaped mask?

Which makes you a hater. Sorry hater.

Autotune rules. Need I drop Busy Signal and Mavado on your asses for you to believe it? It sucks in hip hop and rap because so far it's been getting applied over the whole track or for the gimmick effect, also because Black Eyed Peas jumped on the bandwagon. Dancehyall though - there it shines. It makes the patois accent sound crazy awesome.

Well ok. Thank god it's not pedo to want to drug and adolescents in their later years. PHEW!

But this ephebo- prefix doesn't have a corresponding fetish.

I propose Ephebofrog or Ephebolizard. Possibly also Ephebolemur.

Way to advocate pederasty and/or pedophilia Noah. You are Pedobear personified.

I personally appreciate being able to have intelligent and aduly conversations with a woman, not having to worry about any drug or sex experience being her "first time" which translates to awkward and sort of pathetic, as it is tutoring any newbie on anything, and I also feel that the general "littles" culture that raves play into is stupid. (FYI littles are grownups who wish they were still kids and create a false persona that is a child, almost as bad as Childless culture, which consists of child-hating weirdos who act like teenagers). If you can't see your sexual partner as an equal just because they're you're age you clearly have some inferiority complexes raging away.

A bunch of grown-ups in fun fur with Peter-Pan complexes is at least 9000 times worse than a young idiot on e who wants to follow a dead trend they read about somewhere.

The least you can do is not try to rape them when they're going through this phase. If you grew up too fast maybe it was because you failed to learn something important along the way, but for fuck's sake, 50 year olds dating 16 year olds is a fucking DISGUSTING concept.

I suppose I'm wasting my breath but at least I know where to draw the line. The least you could do is keep your fetishes private.

Advice for new ravers:

You missed it. By about ten years. Since then it's been over-regulated and if it's actually trying to live up the image of a rave is so sketchy that you don't want to be anywhere near it.

And if you want to get into it quickly, start acting jaded about it right away. Lament the good ol' days all you can, even though raves kind of always involved way too much of everything.

And too much, it seems, is not enough.

Thanks man. I'm doing it right now.

Am I the only person in the world who has consistently been able to avoid winding up anywhere near this guy? I have zero pictures of me and Antonio, but also zero drama, zero real interaction. I just said "I don't really want to be photographed with the ubiquitous douchebag" and managed to steer clear. Everyone else I know has been photographed, filmed, otherwise documented. All you have to do is keep a low profile and be at parties he's not at. Easy.

As for the film I think it's brilliant. For once everyone in the world can see what shitty people a lot of these drug retarded kids actually are, especially Mark and Steph. Sorry, but I lol'd so hard at the scenes in the loft, and the scenes at Noah's house party, where we had to kick out a total freak (not Antonio though, and I STILL avoided photography) who had done PCP and Acid and a bunch of other shit he couldn't handle. Particularly Mark being a heatscore and yelling "who wants drugs" with the FUCKING DOOR WIDE OPEN.

Anyway... I feel like if your being documented is to your detriment, then you are likely on the wrong path. Throw one camera around a half decent party and you have better footage than anything in that movie. Just goes to show that the parties available for lolita-hunters to attend are not all that great. Date a girl your age, obsess about her instead, Tony. And damn it get some new glasses.

Hey guys, I still fuckin' miss Corey and Trevor and you guys better not talk about them badly.

I am totally sure that it's them under all that makeup... but I'm not sure, they look like that might be their natural skin colour.

Really awesome disguise. Gives me halloween ideas.

I have swine aids.

Dude there's like a totally wicked awesome movie coming out about that. The world just starts exploding like crazy for no good reason. But this time it's not an asteroid or a tidal wave or anything, the world is just like BABLAM! KAPOW! ZOOMBOING!

Toast. Everyone dies. Gonna be so killer, it's got action like crazy.

2012. The end is nigh!

I think the worst kind of hipster is the know-it-all DJ who nevertheless only plays popular tunes.

VECTORS AND HI RES... that's all I got to say. The remainder of it depends on the resolution of the images, hopefully they started off pretty high.

This of course is due to the truth of rule 34. There is porn of everything. EVERYTHING.

Don't get me started about that place. I still have quite a few friends who are working there, decent people who were nonetheless rather hip, and I mainly got along with them because they were well informed on music, so we'd have pretty damn good music to listen to in the kitchen.

I found that the chef is just going with simple cuisine, not necessarily pushing the health envelope so much as running a really poorly organized fast food restaurant posturing as fine dining.

I know it may seem strange that I of all people would work at a vegan place but I did, and it was really disappointing to see that the menu was mostly made up of sandwiches and salads, and very few decent and filling entrées. But a good deal of that problem was because the customers there are just coming in to eat the same ol' crap whenever they drop in.

If you were to live off this place as a vegan, you would quickly run into nutritional deficiencies. The only way to really make those up is with a smoothie, but none of them have b12 or anything of that sort.

Basically the place was better when it was a co-op, but back then it was all hippie and no hipster and they were honestly too lazy to handle high volume.

I was working at Aux Vivres for a little while, where they have a strange combination of hippies and hipsters.

Holy shit.

I won't say too much here but the combination is noxious and terrible and almost always goes to Concordia. Total dicks.

Happy birthday! Now grow up!

That has to be the worst acid a person can take.

Srsly, butterfly-man looks a hell of a lot like the Tick's sidekick, Arthur.

Cannot be unseen.

Ah... duly noted ;)

That looks kind of funny actually ^^

But yeah, I was already mad after seeing Cloverfield, and few people agree with me there. Enough with the fucking college people who are always cheerleaders, football jocks, or fucking emo douchebags. This is not the experience of college that most people had.

And no, I don't want to see the experience I did have re-enacted on the big screen because it involves even worse art fag and engineering fucks that I really don't need to be reminded of. Unless... they die horribly, all of them.

To redeem horror, watch b-movies. I recommend the recent Australian trash film "Body Melt". Fucking hilarious.

I liked the thing on games but I really don't feel that it's true. Games are still usually, for the most part, quite complex these days, and that disqualifies Bejewelled players. I really wish I could understand where the cat's coming from, but I don't agree.

Shawn of the Dead anyone? That was fucking amazing, and you know that for the tons of crappy films there will always be epic greatness, which of course is fleeting, momentary, and rare. So persist in having underground or counter-cultural tastes, and accept that you don't want to be part of the ideal demographic anyways, and it's all good.

By the way wtf is Twilight? I've refused to believe such a thing can possibly exist in my version of the universe.

^ think like this and save yourself the suffering.

Yeah but that's up when exactly? They're not going to have that until tomorrow anyway, right?

Wild animals roaming around, eating things. That's my advice to you. Parties need that.

I respect your opinion but check out this CP.

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Canada Pacific train derailment.

And, too, hopefully, also thread as well.

Oops.

Is it possible to see tonight's episode via streaming instead of having to wait until tomorrow?

As in, is there a good proxy that works or does that trick do absolutely nothing?

Oh yeah!

That guy!

That fucking guy!

(Are you also free for buttsecks?)

Mik - you called me a little while ago at 3 in the morning, but since then... nothing... contact me, check email, etc... and do it SOURULTRAFAST!

It's actually more awesome than it is funny. Have you heard it? It rules. If you're into electroacoustic music that is.

The track is sick already but the only copy I found of it on youtube recently has this totally sick clip from Once Upon a Time in the West... anyway...



(He sure likes to say anyway, anyway.)

Today in sports news.

Redskins squeeze out Browns, tight end injured in game.

I did. He said it's seasonal, told me to occasionally clean my ears with hydrogen peroxide, and if it gets bad I go to the doctor to get antibiotics.

Because I am.

TURD SANDWICH!!!!!!!

400 Hz notch in my left ear, plus chronic infections. Sucks.

140 BPM exactly. I managed to mix out of that into a similar drum line in Ableton and I now already have wobble.

Is it lazy to set up side-chains? I think not. Unless sidechains are sort of a stoner thing.