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» elixireleven replied on Sun Mar 28, 2004 @ 11:32am. Posted in turnstile. |
^^ agreed. |
» elixireleven replied on Fri Mar 26, 2004 @ 4:36pm. Posted in you asked for it. |
you killed my fucking fnord thread. |
» elixireleven replied on Fri Mar 26, 2004 @ 4:04pm. Posted in you asked for it. |
why? |
» elixireleven replied on Fri Mar 26, 2004 @ 3:46pm. Posted in you asked for it. |
wtf is this? |
» elixireleven replied on Fri Mar 26, 2004 @ 3:06pm. Posted in you asked for it. |
:| ...mayyybe i just dont want to taaaalk to you :P j/k. |
» elixireleven replied on Fri Mar 26, 2004 @ 8:29am. Posted in Things that piss you off. |
Originally posted by AZZIZZUZZ... when fukn stupid old people run and push everybody when the metro doors open so they can sit down...and they dont even apologize..they just barge in pushn everyone...fuk i hate dat shit..especially if i didnt get a good night sleep b4 work ahhha thats me, i also put my feet up on the seat in front of me so i can read comfortably. |
» elixireleven replied on Fri Mar 26, 2004 @ 8:26am. Posted in The fun facts thread. |
luke was included in the canon of the bible by one meagre vote. JUST ONE. if theyd left him out christians wouldnt have christmas, or easter, or all the paraphernalia the organization ripped off the peoples they were conquering to begin with. |
» elixireleven replied on Fri Mar 26, 2004 @ 8:22am. Posted in the cutest things in the world. |
squish squish is right. pudgy bebe cheeks |
» elixireleven replied on Fri Mar 26, 2004 @ 8:20am. Posted in you asked for it. |
yes mam i shall. or i can always launch shit at your window after witchy class on saturday. its more effective than a phone. fnord n. [from the "Illuminatus Trilogy"] 1. A word used in email and news postings to tag utterances as surrealist mind-play or humor, esp. in connection with Discordianism and elaborate conspiracy theories. "I heard that David Koresh is sharing an apartment in Argentina with Hitler. (Fnord.)" "Where can I fnord get the Principia Discordia from?" 2. A metasyntactic variable, commonly used by hackers with ties to Discordianism or the Church of the SubGenius. |
» elixireleven replied on Fri Mar 26, 2004 @ 8:14am. Posted in Madonna in T.Dot. |
if you ladies put on a madonna show id buy a ticket to see that. |
» elixireleven replied on Thu Mar 25, 2004 @ 10:52pm. Posted in What are you thinking about now?. |
....which way do toilets flush in australia? |
» elixireleven replied on Thu Mar 25, 2004 @ 10:52pm. Posted in What are you thinking about now?. |
something about a sudden burst of clarity and how to enact revenge on those who have looted and plundered my sanity, then i realize, there is no problem. there is no no. this is a futile enlightenment, but... i'm happy? in some deranged way its a scary place, but its still beautiful in its haze and bleary self-observation. and mad mad house and how fiona horne is on it and doing a wierd job of defamaing my religion... i think. damned australians. everythings backwards. |
» elixireleven replied on Thu Mar 25, 2004 @ 10:49pm. Posted in what are you doing right now?. |
avoiding doing any actual "work" |
» elixireleven replied on Thu Mar 25, 2004 @ 10:47pm. Posted in Things that please you!. |
homeopathic anti-depressants |
» elixireleven replied on Thu Mar 25, 2004 @ 10:45pm. Posted in Capital J. |
not so much the crowd but the chest-and-beer-in-face that sucks to be 5 foot something and the rest of the world looms over you. no shots. just facts. |
» elixireleven replied on Thu Mar 25, 2004 @ 10:38pm. Posted in you asked for it. |
Fnord? Fnord is evaporated herbal tea without the herbs. Fnord is that funny feeling you get when you reach for the Snickers bar and come back holding a slurpee. Fnord is the 43 1/3rd state, next to Wyoming. Fnord is this really, really tall mountain. Fnord is the reason boxes of condoms carry twelve instead of ten. Fnord is the blue stripes in the road that never get painted. Fnord is place where those socks vanish off to in the laundry. Fnord is an arcade game like Pacman without the little dots. Fnord is a little pufflike cloud you see at 5pm. Fnord is the tool the dentist uses on unruly patients. Fnord is the blank paper that cassette labels are printed on. Fnord is where the buses hide at night. Fnord is the empty pages at the end of the book. Fnord is the screw that falls from the car for no reason. Fnord is why Burger King uses paper instead of foam. Fnord is the little green pebble in your shoe. Fnord is the orange print in the yellow pages. Fnord is a pickle without the bumps. Fnord is why ducks eat trees. Fnord is toast without bread. Fnord is a venetian blind without the slats. Fnord is the lint in the navel of the mites that eat the lint in the navel of the mites that eat the lint in Fnord's navel. Fnord is an apostrophe on drugs. Fnord is the bucket where they keep the unused serifs for H*lvetica. Fnord is the gunk that sticks to the inside of your car's fenders. Fnord is the source of all the zero bits in your computer. Fnord is the echo of silence. Fnord is the parsley on the plate of life. Fnord is the sales tax on happiness. Fnord is the preposition at the end of sixpence. Fnord is the feeling in your brain when you hold your breath too long. Fnord is the reason latent homosexuals stay latent. Fnord is the donut hole. Fnord is the whole donut. Fnord is an annoying series of email messages. Fnord is the color only blind people can see. Fnord is the serial number on a box of cereal. Fnord is the Universe with decreasing entropy. Fnord is a naked woman with herpes simplex 428. Fnord is the yin without yang. Fnord is a pyrotumescent retrograde onyx obelisk. Fnord is why lisp has so many parentheses. Fnord is the the four-leaf clover with a missing leaf. Fnord is double-jointed and has a cubic spline. Fnord never sleeps. Fnord is the "een" in baleen whale. Fnord is neither a particle nor a wave. Fnord is the space in between the pixels on your screen. Fnord is the guy that writes the Infiniti ads. Fnord is the nut in peanut butter and jelly. Fnord is an antebellum flagellum fella. Fnord is a sentient vacuum cleaner. Fnord is the smallest number greater than zero. Fnord lives in the empty space above a decimal point. Fnord is the odd-colored scale on a dragon's back. Fnord is the redundant coin slot on arcade games. Fnord was last seen in Omaha, Nebraska. Fnord is the founding father of the phrase "founding father". Fnord is the last bit of sand you can't get out of your shoe. Fnord is Jesus's speech advisor. Fnord keeps a spare eyebrow in his pocket. Fnord invented the green hubcap. Fnord is why doctors ask you to cough. Fnord is the "ooo" in varooom of race cars. Fnord uses two bathtubs at once. I cannot escape them No matter how I try They wait for me everywhere I cannot pass them by. Driving down the street I see "Jesus Is Lord" And then immediately after I hear the word "FNORD!" Innocuous sayings and parables And on the evening news I hear the word "FNORD!" And suddenly I'm confused I sit alone in my room And I'm feeling rather bored I turn on the tube and guess what I hear the word "FNORD!" "Don't see the fnords and they won't eat you" That's what I've heard the wisemen say But I can't get away from those beasties There's just no fucking way. ... |
» elixireleven replied on Thu Mar 25, 2004 @ 7:00pm. Posted in What made/ruined your day?. |
made: jeff rocks my socks made: contracts rolling in made: weekend finally made: skirt's too big, means i lost weight. gym's starting to pay off. ruined: not enough fucking sleep last night |
» elixireleven replied on Thu Mar 25, 2004 @ 6:56pm. Posted in Its not gonna be + 10 tomorrow :(. |
skirt weather weeeeeeeeeee |
» elixireleven replied on Thu Mar 25, 2004 @ 6:55pm. Posted in Last Movie You Saw. |
15 minutes of dawn of the dead: cant comment making of the matrix: 7/10 lost in translation: 8/10 return of the king: 15/10 |
» elixireleven replied on Tue Mar 23, 2004 @ 12:21pm. Posted in @ all the graphists. |
» elixireleven replied on Tue Mar 23, 2004 @ 8:31am. Posted in no one cares but... |
Originally posted by POISONED CANDY... I think horoscopes are amazing because they confirm just how common our shared human experience is. Otherwise, how could thousands of different people read the same horoscope, and all find something within in that relates to their lives? because its associative. people make relations, its how the human brain maintains a certain level of understanding. divination works in the same sense to a certain degree. |
» elixireleven replied on Tue Mar 23, 2004 @ 8:27am. Posted in Occupation. |
i freelance. i think i have to crawl back to telemarketing this summer if i cant land another couple of solid contracts in the next month though. |
» elixireleven replied on Mon Mar 22, 2004 @ 3:43pm. Posted in Who Thinks...?. |
post? thread. |
» elixireleven replied on Mon Mar 22, 2004 @ 3:40pm. Posted in Any car speeding fans??. |
its coming?? alkmdolamsdpl noiiice ya i know peugeot. pity i cant drive to enjoy one. |
» elixireleven replied on Mon Mar 22, 2004 @ 3:38pm. Posted in Who Thinks...?. |
i think.... this is just more blatant ian hating propaganda. he has feeling too you know. let the boy express himself. because if you dont shit like columbine happens. |
» elixireleven replied on Mon Mar 22, 2004 @ 3:35pm. Posted in no one cares but... |
mmmm buhhhhhhhhhh uhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhh is what i think about astrology. jesus saves. |
» elixireleven replied on Mon Mar 22, 2004 @ 8:16am. Posted in Happy B-day Mr. A-primz0r!. |
bonne fete monsieur a little late but vatevah. |
» elixireleven replied on Sun Mar 21, 2004 @ 2:36pm. Posted in Dawn of the Dead. |
i went to see it last night, drunk, a little tweaked, within the first ten minutes where that first chunk of neck flesh got ripped out of that guy i left the theater. im a pussy. but ive never seen so many blood splatters in the first fifteen minutes of a movie ever. |
» elixireleven replied on Sat Mar 20, 2004 @ 12:20pm. Posted in zentertainment - amon, bonobo, kid koala. |
i heard it was rough last night, even the scalpers were trying to buy tickets... rumors that some were being sold for 120 a piece... ridiculous. |
» elixireleven replied on Fri Mar 19, 2004 @ 9:50am. Posted in What do you want today?. |
for vince to find me a ticket for this evening |
» elixireleven replied on Fri Mar 19, 2004 @ 9:49am. Posted in What made/ruined your day?. |
made: mooboo last night made: friday undetermined: the outcome of this evening |
» elixireleven replied on Fri Mar 19, 2004 @ 9:47am. Posted in What are you thinking about now?. |
stealth mode for mister tobin tonight. |
» elixireleven replied on Thu Mar 18, 2004 @ 10:04pm. Posted in zentertainment - amon, bonobo, kid koala. |
rub it in why dont you nick. |
» elixireleven replied on Thu Mar 18, 2004 @ 10:31am. Posted in raves = SATAN WORSHIP!!!??. |
praisuh the lorduh! |
» elixireleven replied on Tue Mar 16, 2004 @ 6:07pm. Posted in zentertainment - amon, bonobo, kid koala. |
hi. my names kira. hook me up. please. pleaseplease. |
» elixireleven replied on Tue Mar 16, 2004 @ 4:00pm. Posted in zentertainment - amon, bonobo, kid koala. |
its been two weeks none left. none at the door either. |
» elixireleven replied on Tue Mar 16, 2004 @ 8:25am. Posted in zentertainment - amon, bonobo, kid koala. |
does anyone know anyone getting rid of a ticket for friday at the sat? im desperate. help me out. |
» elixireleven replied on Sat Mar 13, 2004 @ 2:26pm. Posted in Astrology is BULLSHIT. |
this thread is bunk. |
» elixireleven replied on Tue Mar 9, 2004 @ 8:06pm. Posted in What made/ruined your day?. |
ruined: friends off'd someone ruined: was friends off'd in return ruined: zentertainment is sold out ruined: he forgot i was going so he didnt get me a ticket even though i told him i was ruined: no bonobo. no amon tobin. ruined: EVERYTHING SUCKS. |
» elixireleven replied on Fri Mar 5, 2004 @ 8:38am. Posted in Vagina Monologues. |
i saw eve eisner perform the monologues last year. unfortuneately, the performance is exactly the same as the book. it was good, but there werent enough angry feminists around to make it a moving experience. "I LOVE MY CUNT". |
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