Don't worry, it's not really the secret. Well it is but it isn't. You'll have to read it to see what's up

Hey i offered that to you only

Wow, my life has lost meaning now :-/

Who makes these hoaxes anyways? "Haha you thought mars was gonna be closer to the earth than normal! Check your telescope, loser?"

Can't help you with cheap tix but if you wanna make 20 bucks for an hours worth of work at Eclipse shoot me a message, good way to get back some of the money you paid for tickets n gas n all that.

ahahaha

Tamerax babtises all of the venues we use!

Never thought it would be as big as the moon, that's just stupid. I'd be hittin a bunker if that was the case. But it is closer than it has or will be in a long time.

Nothing like taking massive dumps at raves, eh? Just ask Tamerax ;)

Bump!

Who's checkin shit out Saturday afternoon - seriously Deko-Ze is one of the best house djs out there?

Don't worry peeps, while it's the end of Slammer Virus, both members are gonna continue on with their own projects. So expect some big things in the coming months.

And Screwhead man, if you miss HAF4 you're gonna be kicking yourself in the butt for months. Things are shapin up for this to be the best party of the summer!

VIRGIN VENUE.
MASSIVE HIGH CEILINGS
AIR CONDITIONING (For those of you at HAF1)
PROPER BATHROOMS (For those of you at HAF2)
NOT AT GRAVITY (For those of you at every party for the past few months, including HAF3)

It's gonna be sick, can't say that enough people.

My dad sent me this email a while ago... this is actually what gave us the idea for Hard As Fuck : Mars 2044

Noah has Slammer Virus' performance at Electric Church posted on the front page of [ Rave.ca ] . Tracks I beleive are still available on [ repenttokyo.com ] and I hear you can also find most of the new tracks on Limewire

Quick news, Slammer Virus won't be performing at this event because the band is no longer together, RIP Slammer Virus!

I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD COME TO *MY* HIGH SCHOOL SIMULATION DANCE ON THE 16TH!!111!

Looks like I'm in stuck in Montreal taking care of some important business matters this weekend :-( If someone wants to make some easy money, I've got $20 to anyone wanting to do 1 hour of 'work' promoting at Eclipse. Non-annoying / non-littering styles. Message me if you're interested, that'll buy you many tofu dogs at the Snack Shack or whatever else your heart / stomach may desire!

Peace
Ryan

and every time you smell a fart that's molecules from inside someone's anus inside your body

I have problems getting into pools that kids piss in.

exT is one of the top hardcore names in canada, a regular at the World Electronic Music Festival and so good he landed a residency with the Kanibalz even though he lives 4 hours from QC City.

Back in the day there was a soap opera between him and us but since then everything has been worked out. This is actually the second Synergy event exT has played and third he's been booked at. Anyone still thinking there's ish between us is living in 2002

Heh yeah gay was a 90s fad, no more interest in it now

Who's going to what? I'm thinking I'll be hitting up Dubtribe on Saturday then La Grande Dance with Deko-Ze. Also gonna try and check the SexGarage shows, ESPECIALLY Lesbians on Exstacy, gonna be rockin!

Who else is gonna be out and about?

Lots more surprises where that came from!

LAST SECOND ADDITION TO THE LINEUP:

DJ exT
(Kanibalz Kollektive, AshesIIAshes - Ottawa)
[ www.djext.ca ]

Or pay more at the door mwahahaha ;-)

Yeah it'll only get better in the future. If everyone shows Promo what we got, a certain female friend of his off the label will be coming down next, along with an extra hardcore name to sweeten the deal

Yeah Promo's not cheap but he heard about how much fun Lenny Dee and Delta 9 had and really wanted to come. Hard as Fuck is gaining a reputation around the world for kicking ass!

As a generally non-violent person, I'm not going to track him down and beat the shit out of him, but if he does end up at a party I'm at, he'll get it.

aaaw man, i'm gonna miss that :(

:-(

I get a twisted satisfaction from offering panhandlers blowjobs actually

and i love ballerinas because they're limber

Seriously, 911, if you want to get ahead find yourself a dj and create an act. We did, now look at us - WE DRIVE THE SCHOOL BUS!

Why, what's going on there?

Yeah, consider the idea of finding a dj or partner specifically to create an act that's all about the mc'ing, so the djing compliments that.

CLOWN IS AN ALCOHOLIC

Short bursts during extended sets, so people get to appreciate the performer as well as a nice dose of sick mc'ing. It should always be planned in advance if it's going to be full on. As magical as a spontaneous session can be, most of the time people are drunk and not really prepared and it just sucks for everyone that has to hear it.

Tuesday being perhaps one of the dullest nights it seems :-/ I'm falling back on the idea of a movie but i'd rather do something else - chilling out in the bleachers during the Festival of Jazz was my idea of a good time, or maybe a nice small inexpensive show somewhere would be cool :-D
Timeframe around 930 onwards

Any ideas people?

And of course, anyone else interested in doing whatever it is we decide to do?

And wait till people see the venue we have for this :D Sick!

They're all in the event listing, almost 100 people toggled already. Gonna be a sick night