HILARIOUS shit INS., my vote: 4 points.

no vinny, it's not the same track, it's another one...

yes, the bass is kinda muddy. you mean the kick? or the reverbed kinda up-beat on it. hmmm. i dont know i kinda like it like that.. it's not in the reds or anything, it's just a dirty bass kick sample pitched down so it gets all sloppy and distorted and shit. robert armani style.

Happy birthday Seb!!! DJ Karl Marx attempts to insert THREE fingers into Galaksy's nose... Seb awaits in eager anticipation!!

rephrase that..

Mike, you're so mean

-you KNOW that's some nter on gen's account
i can smell an nter a MILE away.
actually I can smell him right now, cause he was in my apartment last night. fucking REEKS. like ass.

rephrase that...

Mike, you have NO respect for ANYONE.

and shit.

!one love though.

ya the whole point system thing died LONG ago... it became this like introverted oligopoly whereby the whims of a few became forced upon an unwilling majority. The resulting boredom and indifference led to the realization of the futility of the entire exercise.

plus i mad cleaned up and lost with a total of minus 1541 points so y'all can't even come close to touching that shit. bongbong.bong.bong.

NOOOICEE!!!! She said "tek"

BONG!!!

big up sammmyyy soyfunk. holdin' it down for the hardcore hiphop.

sorry 'bout the fifty cent man, but that was hilarious. i can't make EVERYBODY happy (actually, with the ill dark steez I don't think many people are happy, 'slike a "yo let's go fuck some shit up 'cause life sucks type trip") but I had to play the fifty for somebody. anyways, 'back down' is the bomb track.

!oNe LoVe

big up seb, big up IDJ.

Bruce Dickinson: I'll be honest.. fellas, it was sounding great. But.. I could've used a little more cowbell. So.. let's take it again.. and, Gene.

Gene Frenkle (Will Ferrell): Yeah?

Bruce Dickinson: Really explore the studio space this time. I mean, really.. explore the space. I like what I'm hearing.

[ the group starts the song again, as Gene bangs more wildly onto the cowbell ]

Eric: Okay, wait! Stop! I'm sorry. Bruce, could you come back in here, please?

Bruce Dickinson: [ stepping out of the booth ] Fellas.. now, we just wasted two good tracks! That last one was even better than the first!


the year is 2031. today on "a look back" we travel to ALPHABEETZ. the date is Thursday May 17, 2003. DJ SARCASTIC will play a track called "COWBELL"... the genre known as "Christopher Walken" is born... DJ Sarcastic toils away in obscurity and dies alone and hopelessly addicted to apple juice made from concentrate. That was "a look back".

hi megan!

hi fred!

hi isabel!

hi al!

anyone? anyone? buelllleerrrr? anyone??


... i mean, if you don't like it, just say so. if you like banging straight tek, bit of old school maybe frankie bones adam x flavas, you MIGHT enjoy this. i dunno.

I'd just like to say that I'm REALLY looking forward to droppin' ill like nine year old records and shit. It's really been fun diggin' through the crates, as they say, and listenin' to old mixtapes and shit to remember where all the bomb old school acid tracks are. Sourmash, Armani, Ink, ESP, JJ, Labworks, Ian Pooley. If y'all wanna hear what it was like in the nine four, y'all better show up early and shiiit. And when I be done, it be all like:

ooooooooooooooooh. them's FIGHTING words.

BATTLE. BATTLE. may the best man win. Play by the rules boys or you're get locked in the VIP washroom.

people that have no respect for others.

happy birthday G...

haaaaffy furpday batwin!!!!

guys, ya. i hate to bust up your ill parade and shit, but, like, in order to lose brain cells you need to have, like, a brain and stuff? So don't worry be happy.

OnELOvE
dontworrybehappynowdontworrybehappydontworrybehappynow



hi izabel! 266 people think you're sweet!

tipsy, you better ask host one, he started it. frankly all i can figure from it is that somehow he thought that doing k at lanjeu was your idea. i might be

a) very wrong or
b) totally mistaken or
c) really confused or
d) lacking sleep

!one love.

alex will have to explain GNO he put it there

personally i think it's like tekgno. like imagine someone with a blocked nose saying techno. or some shit. i don't fucking know.
aaaah.

word. y'all betta reprazent the ghetto tek alphaBEEETDOWN mothafuckaaas.

"beet 'em down and hurt 'em. cause they got long hair.
shoot 'em in the mothafuckin' face."

you know what's so wack. today i learned how to edit posts on ravewave. for some reason, for the last like year or whatever, i just thought it was OTHER people that could edit posts. fuck, the joys of learning. the joys of being a retard.
the joys of being a poopoohed.
poo poo hedz reprazent.

i dunno.
going to bed is like so grade four and shiiit.
i'll sleep when i'm dead.


!ONE LOVE!

Oh ya, also, I, the one and only DJ Karl Marx, will be playing a short set. Maybe about 15 minutes. So add me to the lineup

HOST ONE 1.5 hrs

DJ KARL MARX about 15 minutes

NTER 1.5 hrs

SARCASTIC 1.5 hrs

damn right. NOBODY GETS OUT OF HERE ALIVE. or at least sober. nobody gets out sober.

ME ON PENICILLIN' AND SHIT
first day able to drink: APRIL MOTHAFUCKIN 17

CAN YOU SAY APPLLLLEEETOOOOONNNNN in the hiizaaah



hey mike, let's get alex so WASTED that he can't even speak or walk, let alone beat match. BONG!
seb, come help us.

miller, be prepared.

!ONELOVE

word is bond vinny.
!one love

[ ca.maps.yahoo.com ]


that MASSIVE link will bring you RIGHT to the club. the red star is the club (it's also the symbol for communism -fow FUCKING ironic)

word.

!ONE LOVE

bitch, maps never work. fuck.
shit.
ass.

1421 BISHOP

Bishop is 2 streets east of Guy. Amnesia is just above Ste-Catherine, on your right hand side if walking up from Ste Catherine

________________________________demaisonneuve
l l
guy bishop
l l **amnesia
____l___________l_______ ste-cath.


word. ghettomapz

hi chelsea!

I say words like ILL to be cool, not to feel young, silly.

OPIUM is the opiate of the masses.

OPIUM is also the opiate of intellectuals.

actually, the only great idea tipsy had was NOT SHOWING UP. and shit.
ya it was fun. for the record vinny: it was fun bro. the tables weren't so bad; the sound is kinda weird in there. it was fun mixing CDs too. bong. i just wish i got all mad wasted and wasn't on the ill penicillin' and shit.
word. thanks to all that showed. thanks for not puking ON me, that was considerate.

big up to the digital militia. murdering brain cells on tha regulah

!ONE LOVE

mitsumi gives out pep mint chocolates on halloween.

man they spelled sounds with a "z"!!! that's fucking ill maaan. that's like UNDERGROUND street lingo and shiiit. it's good to see the SAT is finally opening their doors to like, some dope ghetto shit and SHIIIAAAT. naaameaan???

!one love to the host one. blop! blop! alphabeetz.

Man, IP addresses are like soooo gayyyy.

Ya word.

a is for acid cause it fucks up your brain
b is for brain and that's where i'm insane
c is for niggaz that be snortin' cocaine
d is for the fact that i'm mentally deranged
i blow yo' hed off with a 12-gauge like i was curt cobain

OK. ya. AlphaBEEtz. Choose your own Adventure Type Shit in this BIOTCH. You Continue the story. and shit.

actually. the time is right right now cause it's like all 6:22 and shit up in this bitch.

who knew?

and ya. elitism. you know it chelllllyyy. that's why i got fired from my job, cause like, i hate jews and blacks and everything. baAHAHAHA

!ONE LOVE

ya i think megan is right 'cause i think it was 4:30 in the morning when i wrote that.
ravewave is retarded or some shit...

at least i'm not an ill poo poo head.

poo poo head.

bruce berry was a working man
he used to load that econoline van
a sparkle was in his eye
but his life was in his hand
late at night when the people were gone
he used to pick up my guitar
and sing a song in a shaky voice
that was real as the day was long
early in the morning
at the break of day
he used to sleep until the afternoon
if you never heard him sing
then i guess you wont too soon
cause people let me tell you
it sent a chill up and down my spine
when i picked up the telephone
and heard that he died
out on the mainline

*ditto*

exact same thought

wow, fred can read numerical digits and note similarities, but cannot conceive of more than one person being near a computer at once. how goddamn strange. he seems intelligent in so many ways... yet... hmmm...

earth to planet clown: they were tuned in before 10pm ... they were not listening to you

earth to planet megan: the show is from 10pm to midnight

earth to humans: 10pm to midnight. [ www.club246.com ] .. you click on either Philadelphia or Toronto servers once on the site, it DOESN'T MATTER. you always hear us... or click on Radio.. and then click on Philadelphia or Toronto.. it STILL doesn't matter. word

earth to self: shut up and stop being a condescending dickhead.