Peel Pub Food Inspection #1
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Mon Apr 5, 2004 @ 2:05pm |
 Coolness: 340405 | heh, gordo i've seen you sneek beer into a bar and drink it..
how's that for respecting the bartender/waiter.. ? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Oliver_TwisteD replied on Mon Apr 5, 2004 @ 2:21pm |
 Coolness: 86425 | NICE GUY EDDIE
Okay, everybody cough up green for the little lady. Everybody whips out a buck, and throws it on the table. Everybody, that is, except Mr. White. NICE GUY EDDIE C'mon, throw in a buck. MR. PINK Uh-uh. I don't tip. NICE GUY EDDIE Whaddaya mean you don't tip? MR. PINK I don't believe in it. NICE GUY EDDIE You don't believe in tipping? MR. BROWN (laughing) I love this guy, he's a madman, this guy. MR. BLONDE Do you have any idea what these ladies make? They make shit. MR. PINK Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit. Everybody laughs. NICE GUY EDDIE I don't even know a Jew who'd have the balls to say that. So let's get this straight. You never ever tip? MR. PINK I don't tip because society says I gotta. I tip when somebody deserves a tip. When somebody really puts forth an effort, they deserve a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, that shit's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doin their job. MR. BLUE Our girl was nice. MR. PINK Our girl was okay. She didn't do anything special. MR. BLUE What's something special, take ya in the kitchen and suck your dick? They all laugh. NICE GUY EDDIE I'd go over twelve percent for that. MR. PINK Look, I ordered coffee. Now we've been here a long fuckin time, and she's only filled my cup three times. When I order coffee,I want it filled six times. MR. BLONDE What if she's too busy? MR. PINK The words "too busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary. NICE GUY EDDIE Excuse me, Mr. White, but the last thing you need is another cup of coffee. They all laugh. MR. PINK These ladies aren't starvin to death. They make minimum wage. When I worked for minimum wage, I wasn't lucky enough to have a job that society deemed tipworthy. NICE GUY EDDIE Ahh, now we're getting down to it. It's not just that he's a cheap bastard – MR. ORANGE – It is that too – NICE GUY EDDIE – It is that too. But it's also he couldn't get a waiter job. You talk like a pissed off dishwasher: "Fuck those cunts and their fucking tips." MR. BLONDE So you don't care that they're counting on your tip to live? Mr. White rubs two of his fingers together. MR. PINK Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for the waitresses. MR. WHITE You don't have any idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job. MR. PINK So's working at McDonald's, but you don't feel the need to tip them. They're servin ya food, you should tip em. But no, society says tip these guys over here, but not those guys over there. That's bullshit. MR. BLUE They work harder than the kids at McDonald's. MR. PINK Oh yeah, I don't see them cleaning fryers. MR. BLUE These people are taxed on the tips they make. When you stiff 'em, you cost them money. MR. WHITE Waitressing is the number one occupation for female non-college graduates in this country. It's the one jab basically any woman can get, and make a living on. The reason is because of tips. MR. PINK Fuck all that. They all laugh. MR. PINK Hey, I'm very sorry that the government taxes their tips. That's fucked up. But that ain't my fault. it would appear that waitresses are just one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. You show me a paper says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. But what I don't do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit you're telling me, I got two words for that: "Learn to fuckin type." Cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent, you're in for a big fuckin surprise. MR. ORANGE He's convinced me. Give me my dollar back. :lol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rex1e replied on Mon Apr 5, 2004 @ 3:02pm |
 Coolness: 40495 | this is the funniest thread ever.
you think bars charge too much, take it up with the owners and stop stiffin people on tips. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Mon Apr 5, 2004 @ 3:26pm |
| Coolness: 142105 | my favorite movie |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Oliver_TwisteD replied on Mon Apr 5, 2004 @ 3:44pm |
| Coolness: 86425 | aheheh, it's a keeper.
and yes, i tip... but is it really worth a dollar to have someone open my overpriced beer for me...? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Mon Apr 5, 2004 @ 4:00pm |
| Coolness: 142105 | well, like fred says, it gets you certain perks
and let me say, it doesn't take much to get perks |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Apr 5, 2004 @ 4:20pm |
 Coolness: 686330 | Yeah, I tip if I want perks at a place. Other than that though, like the Reservoir Dogs script says, I've done that shit, spent the better part of 2 - 2 1/2 years doing it, and I got tipped TWICE. It was a brasserie, so there was beer, AND FOOD. The staff at the place consisted of me, a cook, a bartender, and the boss (who sat in her office all day on the phone). I helped the bartender give drinks, I brought food to the tables, I did the washing of the dishes, I cleaned the tables, I cleaned the floors, took care of the pool tables and the video lotery machines, if anyone got rowdy/violent/didn't want to pay/whatever else drunk+stupid peple do I was the bouncer. Also, the place was part internet cafe, and I was in charge of 18 networked computers, giving people time on their accounts, fixing all their problems surfing the web, fixing all the problems on the server and computers.
And quite often, I worked double shifts. 10:30 am to 4am with no break because there was never more than one extra person in the staff around at a time, while living in St Leonard, and this place being in Ville St-Laurent. I got tipped *TWICE* and worked on the minimim wage salary of people who get tips (usually 1.50$-1.75$ less than "regular" minimum wage, because of the "tips") and it was never a problem. That bullshit about their salary depending on tips to be worth the job is so much fucking whiny bullshit from people who've grown up spoiled with everything handed to them and who aren't willing to break a sweat to do a good job and expect endless amounts of praise and thanks. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Mon Apr 5, 2004 @ 5:02pm |
| Coolness: 340405 | most bartenders have the stupid machine do all their work for them.. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» hayley replied on Mon Apr 5, 2004 @ 5:13pm |
 Coolness: 83385 | tipping is a courtesy not a requesite.
not everyone can afford to tip, so if the bartender waitress expects a tip every customer, well then shell be living a life of shattered dreams cuz most people at peel pub are underaged highschool students who dont have the luxury of having an extra dollar to tip with... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Mon Apr 5, 2004 @ 5:40pm |
 Coolness: 155415 | bahaha yes olivah twisted niccee |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Hhm replied on Mon Apr 5, 2004 @ 6:39pm |
| Coolness: 56755 | most people at peel pub are stupid drunkass americans...
and everybody can afford a DOLLAR tip...a fukn buck....gimme a fukn break and mcdo people dont get tip cuz they dont cook nor give u service...u go to da counter...order..put ur shit in a box and paper..give it to u and dats it... and if u say u dont wanna tip a bitch dat opened ur overpriced beer....well maybe u shuldnt pay an overpriced beer in the first place... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Mon Apr 5, 2004 @ 8:01pm |
| Coolness: 340405 | yeah, i can afford a dollar, doesn't mean i'm going to give it..
when a bum asks me if i have spare change.. i can sure afford it, but i don't feel he deserves my money, so i don't give it. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PoiSoNeD_CaNdY replied on Mon Apr 5, 2004 @ 8:05pm |
 Coolness: 92430 | Originally posted by [ FUKT ]...
Originally posted by PoiSoNeD CaNdY...
Originally posted by Rulp the dragon...
I for one support people gloating about money, especially if they have nothing else to gloat about best comment on ravewave. ever. that something that ppl with no money say... Actually, many people who have no money beleive in the great myth that material wealth is equivalent to happiness, and feel deprived as a result. I feel sadness for these people. Then there are others, such as yourself, who are but another example of those who try to compensate for their inner emptiness with material possessions, yet no amount of money could ever fill the gap in your soul. Personally, because I attend school full time and choose not to work, I live on an entirely sufficient but not wasteful amount of money. To be honest, I would not even know what to do with more money, should I have it. Yes, I could spend more money on a crappy drug (alcohol) when I go to bars, but frankly I prefer far better and less expensive drugs, of which I have no shortage of =) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Mon Apr 5, 2004 @ 8:06pm |
| Coolness: 340405 | well having money makes life easier, but not happier. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Hhm replied on Mon Apr 5, 2004 @ 8:10pm |
| Coolness: 56755 | but for some happiness=money...
dats different for everybody... i think anybody who works and make lots of money have every right to brag about it...they are just proud.. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Mon Apr 5, 2004 @ 8:10pm |
| Coolness: 686330 | PRIDE is a SIN so they're gonna go to HELL and BURNINATE! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Mon Apr 5, 2004 @ 8:12pm |
| Coolness: 340405 | what about people who *don't* work hard and have a lot of money? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Hhm replied on Mon Apr 5, 2004 @ 8:13pm |
| Coolness: 56755 | well dats why i wrote work |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» hayley replied on Mon Apr 5, 2004 @ 8:19pm |
| Coolness: 83385 | personally, as much as i am not a materialistic person, more money would make me happier. money=independence. money gives you the ability to break out of a conventional mold and create, expereicen.. and live.
its much more difficult to enjoy life without money. possible. but difficult - you often live off of the good will of others, thus indebting yourself to them. otherwise, you just have to be a truly pure soul, untainted by a society driven by money. if that's you.. then more power to you.. but thats not me.. and not most people on the board |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Mon Apr 5, 2004 @ 8:19pm |
 Coolness: 300065 | money definately makes me a lot happier |
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