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Noah'S Ark

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Fri Feb 13, 2004 @ 11:12am

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Noah's Ark

The Lord said to Noah, "In six months, I'm going to make it rain
until the earth is covered with water and all the evil is
destroyed. I want you to build an ark and save two of each
animal species. Here are the blueprints for the ark."

Six months passed. The skies began to cloud and rain began
to fall.

Noah sat in his front yard, weeping.

"Why haven't you built the ark?" asked the Lord.

"Oh, forgive me," said Noah. "I did my best, but so many things
happened.

"The blueprints you gave me didn't meet the city's code and I
had to change them. Then the city said I was violating the
zoning ordinance by building an ark in my front yard, so I had
to get a varience..

"The Forest Service required tree-cutting permits, and I was
sued by a state animal rights group when I tried to gather up
the animals.

"The EPA required an environmental impact statement concerning
the flood. the Army Corps of Engineers wanted a map of the
proposed flood plain.

"The IRS seized all my assets, claiming I was trying to avoid
paying taxes by leaving the country, and the Equal Opportunity
Commission said I wasn't hiring enough Croatians.

"I'm sorry, Lord, but I can't finish the ark for at least five
years."

Suddenly the rain stopped, the skies cleared and the sun began
to shine.

Noah looked up and said, "Lord, does this mean you're not
going to devastate the earth?"

"Right," said the Lord. "The government already has."

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Phoenix replied on Fri Feb 13, 2004 @ 11:18am


Coolness: 82310	LOL, F-ck the gov't!

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Fri Feb 13, 2004 @ 11:20am


Coolness: 283075

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PookStah replied on Fri Feb 13, 2004 @ 11:21am


Coolness: 106535	yawn

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Fri Feb 13, 2004 @ 11:23am


Coolness: 283075	Wow then dont read it. Dumbass.

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Fri Feb 13, 2004 @ 11:35am


Coolness: 340285	double yawn

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Fri Feb 13, 2004 @ 11:37am


Coolness: 283075	DONT READ IT THEN!

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Fri Feb 13, 2004 @ 11:45am


Coolness: 340285	.. i didn't. well, only the first two lines.. but still. yawn

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Fri Feb 13, 2004 @ 11:51am


Coolness: 283075	Fuck, I could just destroy you.

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Fri Feb 13, 2004 @ 11:55am


Coolness: 340285	sure you could.

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» TONES replied on Fri Feb 13, 2004 @ 7:54pm


Coolness: 51090	The Government rules Hail for our dear Leader

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