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Stupid Lawsuits?
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sat Jan 10, 2004 @ 11:12am
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What do you do when your wife is fat and lazy and your kids are couch potatoes?
Sue your cable TV provider!

Cable TV made a West Bend man addicted to TV, caused his wife to be overweight and his kids to be lazy, he says. And he’s threatening to sue the cable company. Timothy Dumouchel of West Bend wants $5,000 or three computers, and a lifetime supply of free Internet service from Charter Communications to settle what he says will be a small claims suit.

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Seems to me he should be suing for some Slim Fast and an exercise bike...
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Sat Jan 10, 2004 @ 7:07pm
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i'm gonna sue my cock for being too small.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» michaeldino replied on Sat Jan 10, 2004 @ 7:44pm
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im gonna sue myself for being a dumbass
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Sat Jan 10, 2004 @ 7:45pm
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i'm gonna sue my shoelaces for being untied.
those fuckers, i told em to stay tied.
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