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Dell = Stupidest Company In World
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Fri Jan 9, 2004 @ 1:30pm |
 Coolness: 339920 | [ www.theregister.co.uk ]
Dell in front line of War on Terror™ We're relieved to report today that al-Qaeda will not be sourcing PDAs online from US websites, well not from Dell at least. Reader Stephen Mills alerted us to the company's stringent security checks which vet potential purchasers. As a result, we can sleep sounder in our beds safe in the knowledge that Osama bin Laden will not have the comfort of reading the new Mobile Register in whichever stinking hole in the ground he is currently occupying. To demonstrate how the thing works, we signed into Dell's e-shop this morning using a fictitious US address and chucked the first PDA we saw in the shopping basket. On proceeding to the checkout, we were asked some probing questions, these included: Being an honest terrorist organisation, we frankly stated that the PDA was for export to Chad (Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya, North Korea and Syria being unavailable as options), that the intended use was government/military and that the product would indeed be used in connection with weapons of mass destruction. Having pressed "continue" with some trepidation, we fully expected that, after a suitably dramatic pause, heavily-armed SWAT teams supported by spooks bearing a one-way ticket to Guantanamo Bay and nuke-laden stealth aircraft would surround the building demanding immediate surrender. But no. Instead we were invited to proceed to the payments page and enter credit card details for immediate shipment. It was at this point that we made our excuses and left the Dell website. Of course, it's likely that Dell's cunning plan involves taking the credit card payment for intelligence-gathering purposes and then sending in the helicopter gunships. Either way, it would clearly take all of the cunning and guile of an evil criminal mastermind to penetrate such online defences. We salute Dell and its constant vigilance. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» michaeldino replied on Fri Jan 9, 2004 @ 1:33pm |
 Coolness: 69230 | hahahhhahahahahahahahaha???? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Fri Jan 9, 2004 @ 3:25pm |
 Coolness: 201480 | Hey even I lie on any of those survey things... I'm sure a terrorist cell would too :) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» michaeldino replied on Fri Jan 9, 2004 @ 3:38pm |
| Coolness: 69230 | no
terrorist, while evil, are VERY honest |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Fri Jan 9, 2004 @ 4:21pm |
| Coolness: 339920 | good thing dell's taking actions against terrorists..
i mean, imagine what a terrorist could do with a dell.. woah. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Fri Jan 9, 2004 @ 5:16pm |
 Coolness: 127025 | Originally posted by MOI...
no terrorist, while evil, are VERY honest LMAO! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Fri Jan 9, 2004 @ 5:41pm |
| Coolness: 201480 | yeah I'm sure when they board the plane they declared all their box cutters |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Fri Jan 9, 2004 @ 6:51pm |
 Coolness: 121695 | that's retarded |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Fri Jan 9, 2004 @ 7:42pm |
 Coolness: 141620 | Deude, you are getting, in the airmail, and new cohmputr...i, i mean a Dell...deude |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Fri Jan 9, 2004 @ 7:57pm |
 Coolness: 238875 | :lol
thanks i need that laugh:) Lee |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Fri Jan 9, 2004 @ 8:46pm |
 Coolness: 299580 | yeah, a dell computer could do so much damage. they could get like, a fee 3 month subscription to aol |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Fri Jan 9, 2004 @ 8:46pm |
| Coolness: 299580 | and put all their 13 year olds on em and invade the internet with happy faces, bad english and "lols" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Psy_co replied on Fri Jan 9, 2004 @ 9:40pm |
 Coolness: 488855 | I love my Dell laptop
never bugs, never let me down... thry're commind foe you, dont worry it just takes a while to get here from washington |
Dell = Stupidest Company In World
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