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Holy Movies Batman!!
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| Johnny Depp is going to be Willy Wonka in a 2005 release of a remake of the first Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory!
Also to be released in 2005, Pirates of the Caribbean 2! Starring Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow!! |
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| Pirates 2?!! NiCE! |
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| I KNOW!! |
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| fuck |
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| 2005 will be a memorable year for me and box offices everywhere... |
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| they said the same thing about michael jackson and marylin manson. whatever- i think the original was top notch. |
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| The original is amazing. I can't imagine Depp playing the role though. I actually think that Marilyn Manson would be a lot better suited for the role. His old music was influenced by the original movie and he has the right look for it given the right costume and makeup job.
Hell, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was just a religious metaphor for temptation and redemption. It's only apropriate to have the "antichrist" play the role of the tempter and redemer of humanity... |
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| but ofcourse! |
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| It was, actually. Roald Dahl was an extremely religious man and wanted wrote books that would teach kids good religious morals, but in a context that wouldn't bore them to death or make them question things. What kid is going to question a story about a kid getting to visit a candy factory that "secretly" promotes religious ideals? They'll get brainwashed without anyone realising it. |
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| that bastard!
that might expolain why after i watched the movie last time i had a strong craving to eat the bible.. |
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| has anyone ever read Dahl's liturature for adults??? very funny, Dahl was a weirdo |
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| nice |
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| i cant wait for 2005 |
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| oh, i can |
Holy Movies Batman!!
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