I've done more stupid things.
You ever watched kids in the hall? When they squish things with this fingers? Yeah, I did that to cars on my way home from work last week. The sad thing was I was by myself and laughing my ass off.
Have you ever had one of those dreams where you have to pee soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo badly and just as you sit on the can (well in my case) and get ready to go, you wake up in a frenzy and get all embarassed that you were about to wet the bed? IT'S OKAY PEOPLE! It happens to all of us at one point or another...