Confessions
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| no neoform, no.
sorry for bursting your bubble, but no.
God say's its wrong to masterbate and i follow the righteous path... |
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| i knew i was being lied to and i DIDN'T DO SHIT. |
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| Originally posted by CHERRYONIONKISS...
Friends are forever
November 17th, 2003
A good friend of mine came to me recently for advice and consolution. She just found out her boyfriend gave her herpes. She knows I've had it for a while and wanted to talk to someone who could understand. I let her cry on my shoulder and listened while she agonized over how her boyfriend must have cheated on her. Damn right he did. With me. I'm the one who gave him herpes.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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| yo heather, that is by far the best one. glad you enjoyed it :) |
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| say it loud! im black an im proud! |
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| i wasnt loyal |
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| i have a fat back.
and when i was a kid i use to sneak in the fridge and eat raw bacon. |
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| When I was a little kid I took a rock and scrapped my name all over the side of our car with backwards j's tho...my trade mark..then tried to blame it on my brother. |
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| i did a lot of drugs saturday night |
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| i havn't done any in a long time... |
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| Originally posted by THOG...
i havn't done any in a long time...
me too. it's been too long. |
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| im really smarter than i let on
and...
when i was 4 i killed my hamster by putting him in a tuque and spinning it around really fast and accidentally dropping it, making fly into a wall and dying |
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| I loooooove to masturbate in public places and cmming on walls hence marking my territory
psych! |
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| i never heard of any mammal or any animal that leaves their sperm to mark their territory...it is usually piss or feces.
i do know one animal, forgot which one, an amphibian maybe? that leaves a "second load", it hardened so the female wouldn't be mated with any other male. |
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| true... it's such a pain to fuck a crusty pussy.
I confess: I still snort when I get offered. |
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| ugh.
me too. |
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| i can see your peter! |
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| I bowled twice today, and i don't mean with lanes and pins and balls, i mean internal liquids spewing out my mouth in to the toilet, it sucked hardcore, it hurt too, i couldn't do anything all day, only in the last 2 hours have i been able to get some energy...this has been a least favorite day. |
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| When I was in grade two we had a lunch service at my school and my parents would let me have it three times a week, they would still pack me snacks in my lunch box for snack time and the after school program. One day I thought it was my day and I sat down and started eating then a boy in my class and the lunch moniter came up to me and told me it wasnt my day. When they asked me if I had brought a lunch with me so I could give it to him I told them I hadnt, but I did. |
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| when i was a kid, i open a frog with my best friend s mom tweezers...when she was still alive! she survived for a few minutes...quit impressive! =( i m not proud but i remember we had so much fun. |
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