My Mom...
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» blop replied on Thu Nov 6, 2003 @ 12:28pm |
 Coolness: 200830 | starts every other sentence with "dr. phil says..."
next! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Nov 6, 2003 @ 12:34pm |
 Coolness: 685890 | My mom should asphixyate on vomit. Preferably not her own. While on fire. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elixireleven replied on Thu Nov 6, 2003 @ 1:21pm |
 Coolness: 74140 | my mom only calls me by my first name when shes pissed off. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Thu Nov 6, 2003 @ 2:03pm |
 Coolness: 276735 | is really dumb.. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Thu Nov 6, 2003 @ 2:14pm |
 Coolness: 145720 | my mom also shows her degree of pissed offness by the names she calls me....if she calls me Carlos, it's fine....if she calls me Carlos Alberto, I should hurry.......if she calls me Carlos Alberto Godinez, I'm in trouble.......if she calls me Carlos Alberto Godinez Rivera, it means she's onw her way to whoop my ass... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Thu Nov 6, 2003 @ 2:30pm |
| Coolness: 276735 | hahahaha..
Thats awsome.. Same here.. If my parents are just calling me its either kate, or katie. If im in trouble its katherine. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» toebee replied on Thu Nov 6, 2003 @ 2:35pm |
 Coolness: 87365 | My moms never called me by my full first name.
Kinda sorta weird... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Thu Nov 6, 2003 @ 2:41pm |
 Coolness: 152810 | my mom's retired and calls me everytime she's bored.
that's why I don't answer often (sorry), and I cut my answering machine too. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» trailertrash replied on Thu Nov 6, 2003 @ 2:43pm |
| Coolness: 40415 | my mom is a biker slut and she could kick all yo asses. In stilettos, no less... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Violence_Inc replied on Thu Nov 6, 2003 @ 3:14pm |
 Coolness: 174390 | my mom is mother nature.
no megan you can't see the pigeons. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Miss_Amanda replied on Thu Nov 6, 2003 @ 3:31pm |
 Coolness: 160845 | is the best.
and when she's pissed off she sounds like she has turret's syndrome and mixes up my name with my brothers it's pretty fuckin funny. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» caro replied on Thu Nov 6, 2003 @ 3:38pm |
 Coolness: 152240 | my mom doing the whole "dr. Phil" thing too
i don't always understnad how its posible to have almost every piece of advise she gives me realte back to dr phil it gets to be soooo annoying |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PaT_ replied on Thu Nov 6, 2003 @ 3:47pm |
| Coolness: 116595 | my mom likes when i bring girls over who eat alot.
the more they eat, the more my mom likes them. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» queen_B replied on Thu Nov 6, 2003 @ 4:02pm |
 Coolness: 77725 | drinks more wine then i thought a woman could. by the time that Dr. Phil comes on she's already looped and ready for his pointless advice. my mom is white trashy.
and pat that's retarded, but funny. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cactain_steef replied on Thu Nov 6, 2003 @ 4:30pm |
 Coolness: 154975 | needs to get laid.
wannts me to lie to her. doesnt understand shit, and has never called me by my full name either :O >> hahah thank the looord! that would be fukn annoying, hence her always switching it on me, Lol wwhyy!?!? fukn fukn,... *mumbles amanda: hahaha yer mom sounds jilarious |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» eltopo replied on Thu Nov 6, 2003 @ 5:14pm |
 Coolness: 63210 | my mom thinks there's no hope for her... expects me to take care of her right down to her emotions... would love to live in denial her whole life... is totally fake to people... is really depressed... has never dealt with any of her problems... sees me as a screwed up 5 year old and doesn't trust me for shit.
people say she's a real nice lady. i have to agree. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Thu Nov 6, 2003 @ 5:17pm |
 Coolness: 127070 | is a good people
but she knows no such thing as tact |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Thu Nov 6, 2003 @ 5:55pm |
| Coolness: 152810 | fucked your mom and now she's all dreamy. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Whatee_Guye replied on Thu Nov 6, 2003 @ 7:48pm |
 Coolness: 51845 | Sent me to rehab, she told me i wasn't her son no more. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MizzFinerThangz replied on Thu Nov 6, 2003 @ 8:02pm |
| Coolness: 66290 | is always late for everything
and she tells people crazy stories...its funny but embarassing at the same time. she also thinks she's martha stewart. |
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