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 Coolness: 174710
| omg....that was the worst accident ever. I almost lost my eyes... Boiling oils are not my friend. |
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| hahahahahahaha
that sounds like my cooking. I had a small burn scar from being the genuis who cooks breakfast when waking up with no shirt on.
Little Known Fact: Peanuts, when mixed with a ton of random shit like soya sauce, garlic and chopped up chunks of steak, and cooked with oil, will violently EXPLODE and shoot peices of peanut COVERED IN BOILING OIL that will stick to your skin because they are actually so hot that they are MELTING IT AND FUSING WITH YOU, FOREVER TO COMBINE YOUR DNA UNTILL YOU BECOME AN EVIL MAN-PEANUT BENT ON WORLD DOMINATION.
oh and btw, fnord ;) |
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| yeah, well i once tried putting butane into a zippo.
how was i supposed to know there was special "zippo fluid" huh?? |
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Coolness: 686210
| damn, yeah. That hurt when I did that too.
Was cool as fuck though, amidst the pain and the burning, to convert your zippo into a blunt projectile missile with the flick of a flint. |
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 Coolness: 141985
| cookie bacon in your boxers is plenty o fun |
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Coolness: 97940
| matt shouldnt want to die. |
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Coolness: 141985
| i'm a fool, i thought i spelt cookie, but i was too lazy to check, now i see that i did, and i'm an idiot for it |
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Coolness: 340285
| fun part was, i did it at school, and set the table in the caff on fire for bout 5 seconds..
that was nuts. |
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Coolness: 116915
| chelsea - no matt shouldnt wanna die. but if he did die... it'd probably be because he's white. |
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| fuckin' white people. |
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| i think this thread should be, how SHOULD matt die.
cos hes gonna die anyways.
who cares what the reasons.
i think a big black guy should pummel him to death if he has to die.
you know, for being a wigger. |
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| white people should be the minority.
honestly.
they're all stupid and borring and stuff
kill em all.... |
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| Matt sounds lonely and depressed |
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| -Seb u da best...
a huge fatty is long overdue...
everyone else...
keep it commin!- FUKT
This saturday ??? |
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Coolness: 174710
| Heather why dontcha keep him company? |
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Coolness: 202735
| Im sure that would make him die quick |
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Coolness: 174710
| why dont we try it out? come britney i know ya wannna |
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Coolness: 134230
| matt should die because he left early on saturday night. |
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| speaking of dying.....
anyone wanna do ma dishes?
if they survive the smell, then we could arrange some sort of payment...
sad to say my 15 yr old cleaning angel (pookie) has recently quit due to labour disputes....
damn underage workers...
anyhoo the position is open and available to any one having a strong enough stomach to go within 5 feet of my sink.
supplies are provided, no experience required and please, serious inquiries only.
k thnx |
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Coolness: 202735
| Its gotta be better then what Noah's sink use to look like... |
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