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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Nuclear replied on Thu Jul 24, 2003 @ 3:28pm |
 Coolness: 2749650 | Did you know that chocolate generates in your brain, the same kind of chemical reactions as when you are in love ?
So guys, when you try to date a girl but she drives you back, just say to yourself that this girl is simply a great chocolate eater : she probably doesn't want to date you not because you're ugly'n'stupid (you're not!), but only because she succeeded in finding great advantages in her delicious,delightful and charming prince called 'Chocolate'. As you see, with this kind of girl, Prince Chocolate is probably your most terrible rival in love, just because you yourself ADORE Chocolate !!! If you want to win that fight against Choc'o'late, i think the only solution would consist in finding the right arguments or the right attitude, against those 20 BEST (?!) reasons which motivates this girl (who broke your heart) to prefer having Chocolate rather than ... baahah, you should guess by yourself ;) Please note that those *REAL* arguments are mainly dedicated to GIRLS (of coooooooooourse!), boys are allowed to laugh when reading :) But remember, NEVER make your girl-friend read the following lines....... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can get chocolate Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft You can safely have chocolate while you are driving You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to You can have chocolate even in front of your mother Good chocolate is easy to find Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours, without upsetting your work-mates "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate With chocolate, there is no need to fake it Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant You can have chocolate at any time of the month You can have as many kind of chocolate as you can handle You are never too young or too old for chocolate When you have chocolate, it doesn't keep your neigbours awake With chocolate, size doesn't matter : it's always good If you bite the nuts too hard, the chocolate won't mind |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Thu Jul 24, 2003 @ 3:35pm |
 Coolness: 340390 | yep, lame. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Toltech replied on Thu Jul 24, 2003 @ 4:07pm |
 Coolness: 146145 | why u don't say! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Kien replied on Thu Jul 24, 2003 @ 6:59pm |
 Coolness: 38965 | i`didn't`read`it`all`cuz`its`lame`
but`i`should`since`chocolate`so`good but`that`kinda`lil`reactions`in`da brain`ain't`enough`for`a`man`but`whn` their`there`it`means`we`r`really`in`love |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» da_instagatah replied on Fri Jul 25, 2003 @ 1:18am |
 Coolness: 144955 | CHOCOLATE CAN KILL ME
SHUT UP WITH CHOCOLATE |
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