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Jesus Loves You!
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| does he answer your prayers? |
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| yes |
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| Of course jesus loves me.
He burned for my sins godamnit! |
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| he didnt burn |
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| im not jewish but i wish i had their money!
and btw we rocked jesus outta here!.remember?!!!
UrbanologY |
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| I am a staunch athiest. If Jesus hates me for that, then thats ok with me, if he loves me then let him show it by sucking my loins and feasting on the warm bountyful goo that will spurt forth in all it's glory. If I talk to God, I'm praying, if he talks to me, I'm schizophrenic. And don't give me that "the lord works in mysterious ways" shit, if he has something ot say to me, then his ass can say it to my face like a man/God, and not in the form of a perverse interprative action. And no tricks, that burning bush shit is weak, the man was dehydrated, it was a desert. Plants catch fire in the desert ocasionally, and what better way to spark a hallucination than having a bush burst into flames infront of you when your trying to get some shade, further reinforcing your longing for precious water and breaking you mentally like a twig. |
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| i still think people from the future went back in time and showed off their magic tricks to the simpletons from 2000 years ago.. |
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| Ya can't go back in time. Hypothetically, if it were possible, we are a looong way away from that technology. As a matter of fact, by my estimations, we are so far away from that technology that by then, we will not only be living on a different planet, but we will also have evolved into some variety of flying octopus/spider. We will be enslaved by a race of amazons with pancake nipples, and they will have sex with me alot... I will become their ruler and with my genetic alterations, all further members of the species will have normal nipples and live in harmony for one generation until inbreeding defects surface. Then I will eat all of my grand children because they are freaks and are half pancake nipple amazon, half flying octopus/spider and inbred, and I don't recall reading any of that in the bible. |
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| yeah...that was all in the bible i read...um...i think it was the bible.....wasnt it? |
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| Damn!!!!! Anubis and DJneoform have way too much imagination but I surely enjoy it!
More theories?? hehehehe
UrbanologY |
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| ahha yeah those views are entertaining! |
Jesus Loves You!
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