What Would Jesus Do..?!
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| thats lebanese. |
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| whats lebanese? |
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| Ill squirt some shish taouk sauce in your eye.
"Hi, this is Jackie's friend Tom, i need your house number..." nice one Matt. hahaha |
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| Hahahahahaha |
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| Seriously i wasnt even in the room when Dan did that, i had nothing to do with it, and Gen seemed kind of eager to hand out the number, so i say we blame gen... i mean, uh, who is Matt? |
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| ya jackie as of now you have a frat boy who is obsessed with you. Expect a phone call.
Gen tricked me. |
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| HAAHAHAHAHAHAH
THATS MATT!?! GEN'S MATT?
HI MATT!!!! |
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| hahaha, "A" phonecall? if only. i should warn you now that the word "redial" has been totally worn off the button on his Cell
your only way out is a restraining order or, if you want to get rid of him fast offer him sex if he first vows to go vegetarian for a month. Trust me. He puts grinded up hamburger in his cheerios. He's got the colesterole levels of ten 40 year old overweight men. unless you find his description appealing... |
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| you're kidding me, right? |
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| hahaha ... he has big boobies. |
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| sweet jesus. |
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| If i was kidding id say a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says"why the long face?"
seriously.
and i like his boobs, i've drank champagne off them on more than one occasion |
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| weird page to delve in here at...i'm gonna stop |
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| Homoerotic tendencies. Freud would be touching himself to your words.
You honestly put Oedipus to shame! |
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| Speaking Of Oedipus, does anyone ever wonder why no one ever sued Shakespear for Hamlet? Why didnt he just call it Hamlet Rex. |
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| dude...Oedipus lucked out man
walks into a village, solves a crackerjack box riddle, gets crowned king, gets a wife...i mean, it's just pure luck |
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| I didn't remember Hamlet sleeping with his mother?
Oedipus had as much luck as Medea. |
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| Yo hamlet was pretty lucky too. He had a nice big house in northern europe... i mean sure, he went "a little" nuts, and then watched his mother die convulsing on the floor, and then stabbed and poisoned his step father, and then died himself but... uh... he had a big house in nothern europe |
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| i knew you'd be a Shakespear man. With the plays all being acted out by males. What are you sexist!?! Honestly. Are their no women allowed in your bed either.
Hi Matt! |
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| allowed! |
What Would Jesus Do..?!
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