What Would Jesus Do..?!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» neoform replied on Sat Jul 12, 2003 @ 1:37am |
 Coolness: 340395 | for a klondike bar? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Sat Jul 12, 2003 @ 2:07am |
 Coolness: 300055 | he would DIE. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sat Jul 12, 2003 @ 2:08am |
 Coolness: 686320 | You've got it all wrong.
It's not "What Would Jesus Do" It's "We Want Jack Daniels" |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» australia2001 replied on Sat Jul 12, 2003 @ 2:59am |
 Coolness: 43885 | "We want Jesus dead"
Jesus Fish my wish.... delicious |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Threatis replied on Sat Jul 12, 2003 @ 8:50am |
| Coolness: 41495 | i wonder if he'd let us nail him to a poeace of wood for a klondike bar..... |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» australia2001 replied on Sat Jul 12, 2003 @ 10:19am |
| Coolness: 43885 | It would be funny if Jesus Was crushed by a donkey. Then, instead of a cross, all of the Christian suckers would be wearing a donkey. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Oliver_TwisteD replied on Sat Jul 12, 2003 @ 12:35pm |
 Coolness: 86415 | Hahahahah!!!
on another note. . . Jesus Got Kicked in the TACO!!! no kidding~ |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Violence_Inc replied on Sat Jul 12, 2003 @ 2:12pm |
 Coolness: 174820 | Jesus is merely a fictional representation of trials and tribulation. His purpose is to give good Christians purpose and cause. Moral compass.
In other words bend over you pussy Christians, and let me fuck you up the ass, your god wills it. They forgive me, when I don't give you the common courtesy to offer you a wipe around. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ShaiGuy replied on Sat Jul 12, 2003 @ 2:30pm |
 Coolness: 43015 | You can save lots of cash by instead of going to therapy to deal with your problems, just blame everything on "it's because God hates me". Why did your dog die? becuase God hates you. Why'd you get dumped? because God hates you? Why does it burn when you pee? because you didn't use [ protection...com ] on...you can only take it so far =p. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Violence_Inc replied on Sat Jul 12, 2003 @ 4:27pm |
| Coolness: 174820 | does it burn when you read poetry? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Sat Jul 12, 2003 @ 11:32pm |
 Coolness: 122170 | i can't remember who i was tlaking to.. but we decided that it could become a really cool reality tv show.. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Violence_Inc replied on Sun Jul 13, 2003 @ 1:55pm |
| Coolness: 174820 | Were you drunk at the time? Anything involving jesus is horrible. BUrn the oppressors. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» little_sarah replied on Sun Jul 13, 2003 @ 2:52pm |
| Coolness: 122170 | no the "what would you do for a klondike bar"- not what would jesus do... think about it- it would be great (i think it was jason and emily) |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnykins_McKill replied on Tue Jul 15, 2003 @ 12:22am |
| Coolness: 39240 | Jesus was a con-man who convinced a hand fun of influencial fools that he was devine in origin only as a product of his mother's shame in her own infidelities. Convinced that he was imaculately conceived, he, in true spirit of any man tried to proove his superiority through clever cons and parlor tricks. In the end, so convinced in his own greatness he surrendered his "soul" to a God/father he never actually spoke to. Was he real? Probably. Was he the son of "God"? probably not. And to answer your question: He'd probably play "like a virgin" on a kazoo while balancing a child on a deck chair on his forehead. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elixireleven replied on Tue Jul 15, 2003 @ 8:08am |
| Coolness: 74570 | the story's been warped matt.
such is the influence of the writers and re-writers of the bible. they selected the exerpts of a story they liked or that were socially acceptable and compiled it. forget jesus, i'm sure he was a humble man, its the doctrine and the insititution that fucked everything up. and again i find myself saying, who was the first apostle? and why was SHE left out? |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnykins_McKill replied on Tue Jul 15, 2003 @ 9:03am |
| Coolness: 39240 | Why "SHE"? why not she or She or if you're feelin a bit crazy, sHe? Is it sarcasm in reflection of the extent to which the bible is most likely innacurate or some sort feminitic rage that has induced this exploitation of the the shift button mid-sentance?
and who is matt? tee-hee |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Violence_Inc replied on Tue Jul 15, 2003 @ 10:06am |
| Coolness: 174820 | The actual canonical books, which represent the modern church, are thinning very quickly.
Recently angels have been pretty much disproved by the Christian church as merely messages of the Divine, and not messengers. The corporeal beings known as angels have been now adopted as myths. Why you ask? The second war is soon to break once more. One theory, dark angels control the ecclesiastical structure and reduce the visibility of God's teachings by denouncing his words...such as the now non - canonical books; Book of Enoch, the book of the garden of Eden.... The fictional Jesus versus the Biblical Jesus will always be held in controversy, for He is the corner stone of the faith. Or so he is meant to be. In a thousand years as Zeus, Poseidon, Aphrodite, RA, Horus, Chtulu, …etc. where disproved as false gods so will Jesus and the holiest triangle be disproved by its replacement. Spiritual evolution is on the horizon. Maybe one day I’ll see you under the mango tree. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» elixireleven replied on Tue Jul 15, 2003 @ 11:13am |
| Coolness: 74570 | part feminism.
part irony. part all-men-must-die. mary magdalene shoulda kicked some ass. joseph campbell is the source fromw hat i remember, i merely quote that the organization is for suckers. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Violence_Inc replied on Tue Jul 15, 2003 @ 12:09pm |
| Coolness: 174820 | Go be a lesbian. |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnykins_McKill replied on Tue Jul 15, 2003 @ 12:22pm |
| Coolness: 39240 | I wish i was lesbian. I love their cooking, especially shish-taouk. Though im not sure i'd want to visit lebanon in its current state. |
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