Im Gonna Get Layed
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| my cat's breath smells like cat food |
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| not really killing them, just capturing them all so that they can't get lost and find any sort of filopian chube to run down...
they get a ride down the toilet pipe after...they should be happy....
i think i'll go shrink wrap my package now |
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| gordo.. i'm kinda afraid
i mean if we release millions of little soldiers every time, maybe thousands of random girls around the world are getting pregnant and they attribute it to god
virgin birth my ass |
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| namely chicks that use bidets. |
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| less trouble for us....ooooooof
ouch |
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| what's a bidet? |
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| its like a toilet, only you dont poop or pee in it - you sit on it and it cleans your bum while shooting water on it. |
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| never trusted one of those
my friend had one
it shot water so far up you wouldn't have had to bend over to sip the water...if it's shooting water that high, it's probably shooting water straight up your ass...that's gotta be somewhat uncomfortable |
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| well, its got different pressure levels.
it6s not supposed to shoot that hard. |
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| yeah that bidet sounds defective |
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| still don't trust em...but i think one day i'll have to give one a try in a fancy hotel |
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| i want a bidet. |
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| my friend has one in her house...
but I don't think anyone has ever used it (no clue why its there). |
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| I have one at my COTTAGE |
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| oooo how very westmount of you... |
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| Thierry make me some cheese and you can come. hehe that sounds so gross. |
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| thierry has his own ill cottage he doesnt need yours |
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| heather p says:
PROM SUCKED
and my friend has one of those ass clearners
and i turned it on and it hit the ceiling
o and on the plus side i didn't have to pay for anything woo-hoo! |
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| well. thats pretty powerful. never heard of that before. |
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| proms and bidets.....yes, i see the correllation....
proms suck
it's all about the afterparty |
Im Gonna Get Layed
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