Im Gonna Get Layed
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| tickets are sold out! :( |
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| that is lame. I am sure if you bitched enough that your friend from istanbul flew all the over to come with you...theyd make an acception. White lies. |
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| Haha good call!
Then I have to find someone...hmmmmm...! |
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| Well it's today... Aww Heather fuck it lets just go buy booze and sit on a bench and get drunk in our pretty dresses. |
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| and miss all opportunities of getting laid? whats wrong with you? |
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| HAVE FUN
and make sure to look cute and layable.
:p |
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| what does it take to be layable? |
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| getting ur date REALLLY drunk? |
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| :lol |
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| probably...being female round a teenage boy? ;) |
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| haha!!
no just being female does it!
;) |
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| don't lose 6 hours of your memory...by drinking 3 bottles of champagne, 2 mickeys one vodka on souther com fort, a bottle of vodka and un countable other drinks...that hypothetical situation,,,FUCKING SUCKS...actually it's pretty funny |
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| Have fun heather
Lee |
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| Who's the lucky one ? |
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| don't forget the sheep skins |
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| yeah and cow intestines |
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| can't hurt to double wrap |
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| unless it's wrapped too tight |
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| shrink.wrap. |
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| but using sheep skin is so cruel.. i mean 1st you kill a sheep and skin it (that's if you kill it) and then you use that skin to kill millions of poor little spermies
boo! |
Im Gonna Get Layed
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