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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Sat Jun 14, 2003 @ 3:46pm
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A man walks into a whorehouse and asks to have the biggest, darkest-skinned black woman in the place.

So the manager says: "Follow me."

The manager takes him to the second floor, opens the first door to his right and there is a beautiful 350 pound African American women. The man replies: "She's not big enough."

"Not big enough?!" the manager yells out.

"That is what I said. I need a women of at least 7oo pounds."

So the manager steps back, rubbing his chin, and says "Okay, come back in a couple of days and I'll see what I can do."

"Thank you," says the man.

A couple of days later the man comes back and the manager takes him to the second floor, opens the first door on his right and BOOM there she is, the exact kind of woman he wanted! The man tells the woman to get naked and lay on the bed spread eagle, so she does. The man stares at her pussy for ten solid minutes, then gets up and says "I'm done."

The manager hasn't even left the room by this point, so he says: "What do you mean you're done?"

"Well you see," came the reply, "I just painted my house black and I wanted to see what It would look like with pink shutters!"
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» basdini replied on Sat Jun 14, 2003 @ 4:04pm
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thats kind of repulsive but somehow very entertaining
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Simply5teve replied on Sat Jun 14, 2003 @ 4:28pm
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grrly parts scare me
* pukes *
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Luna-1 replied on Sat Jun 14, 2003 @ 4:30pm
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EURK
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Sun Jun 15, 2003 @ 5:19am
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is that a walk in clos...OOoh
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» australia2001 replied on Mon Jun 16, 2003 @ 4:51am
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wouldn't it have been cheaper, cleaner, and more efficient to consult an exterior designer? I mean: what's up with that!?
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Oliver_TwisteD replied on Mon Jun 16, 2003 @ 12:41pm
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ooooh, a black house with pink shutter's eh?
All i'd need in life after that is a skull doormat and a wife who looks like emilly strange! I'd be all set~
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Mon Jun 16, 2003 @ 12:57pm
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heheheh.. indeed you would :)
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Mon Jun 16, 2003 @ 1:05pm
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Violence_Inc replied on Mon Jun 16, 2003 @ 4:23pm
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i concur.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Necspress replied on Mon Jun 16, 2003 @ 4:29pm
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LOL, that's a good one. :D
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