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Things You Never Want To Do Again.
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| i'll never stick my dick in an electric socket
i haven't done it once
and i'll never do it
but if i did it, i wouldn't do it again i'm guessing |
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| wake up in the morning.......
!hih..i....:! |
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| -Piss on an electric fence (I didn't know it was behind those bushes!)
-Drink cough syrup
-Go out with a fat chick
-Go out with someone for the sole purpose of them showing me off
-Over-react at things that don't really matter
-Go to bed crying and wake up crying 16 hours later
-Lie to people I care about |
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| Heather got drunk and peed on herself! |
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| chug two bottles of vodka (well one bottle of vodka and one bottle of vodka lime twist) at the same time, tell a girl i love her, be totally rejected and thrown out of her house, then try to throw myself over a highway overpass...
ah... good times...
the best days of my life (you think im being sarcastic... but when i look back, those really were the best days of my life) |
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| hehe
yeah, one of the best times I ever had was after drinking half a 40 of vodka, 23oz of JD and 2 mickeys of rum.
Sure, I spent most of the night puking and almost died of alcohol poisoning, but I got to play the incredibly fun games of "Try and puke over the bridge and onto the ducks swiming by!" and "Have 5 people hold me back from running into the water to catch a duck!"
I love ducks. |
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| especially if youre shooting at them |
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| No, just keeping them as pets. I want a new duck.
I think I'll listen to that song now. |
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| theres a song now? |
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| Weird Al - I Want A New Duck
It's the best. |
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| throw up |
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| I never wanna hear my loser friend beg me to get her meth again. |
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| pass out and get a two inch gash on the back of my head requiring 8 stitches |
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| I'll never masturbate at the AMC forum again while neoform is working |
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| i never wanna fall in love again...cos like kafwin said...it'll never be this good again... |
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| i never want to believe that ^^ |
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| I never want to let someone down again |
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| meh.. its inevitable...
people let me down by being related to someone... he cant stop it.. |
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| ppl break up after 25 years of marriage.. shit just happens |
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| i never want to not please a woman again...it is my goal to please all women who want pleasure out of me...my goals have been set |
Things You Never Want To Do Again.
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