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Ali G On "that Time Of The Month"
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» djAmalgam replied on Tue Apr 29, 2003 @ 7:06pm
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THE FACTS ACCORDING TO ALI G - Ali G's View on a Womens Period Booyakasha!

Check dis !!! Not many people know dis but an important difference between men and Women iz sumfin called "da mental cycle" or as the doctors call it, "havin' de painters in".

But no matter wot name u gives it, it still causes terrible pain and sufferin and it aint pleasant for women eiver.

SO HOW OFTEN DOES IT OCCUR?

Well, ladies get da "red wedge" once every 3 weeks, tho sometimes more often. Me Julie for example tells me she has got it at least a couple of times a week.

WHY DO THEY HAPPEN?

Medikly, wot 'appens iz hactually very simple. her iz a clock dat ticks in her muff, when it gets to "her time" da egg dat she has been fryin in her aviary drops out of her punani.

CAN YOU HAVE INTERCOURSE DURIN' MENSTURATION?

1. People fink dat you can't have sex when your lady has "Arsenal playin' at hom". Dis is not true - you can, but just not wiv her.

2. In fact, u can turn de situation to ya advantage and to show how considerate and luvin' you iz, suggest to her dat u do it up her batty.

Ear me now ... I is not kiddin!
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Tue Apr 29, 2003 @ 7:22pm
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illest junglist inna uk
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Tue Apr 29, 2003 @ 7:26pm
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hahaha.. thats funny.

and some girl gets it a couple times a week?!.. that awful. Even every three weeks. eep!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Apr 29, 2003 @ 7:41pm
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Ali G is the fucking greatest.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» nothingnopenope replied on Tue Apr 29, 2003 @ 8:13pm
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Ali G is funny but the show brings up some questions...

Ali G is a Jew pretending to be a stereotype of a white person being a stereotype of a black person. Wouldn't people think it unacceptable if a black guy did a stereotype of a white guy doing a stereotype of a Jewish person ?
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gone replied on Tue Apr 29, 2003 @ 8:15pm
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I think that'd be funny as hell.
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» soyfunk replied on Tue Apr 29, 2003 @ 8:54pm
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it's always okay for anyone to laugh at white people
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Agent_Yogurt replied on Tue Apr 29, 2003 @ 10:41pm
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his movie is the best
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» G__ replied on Wed Apr 30, 2003 @ 10:13am
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You know it Soy

i think if i was ina room with him, i'd get extremely innoyed with him,
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Wed Apr 30, 2003 @ 2:37pm
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i agree with scott
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Wed Apr 30, 2003 @ 2:49pm
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LAughing at white ppl is easy...

try laughing at a grunting Cameroonian.
Ali G On "that Time Of The Month"
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