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Dirty Song
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PaT_ replied on Sun Jan 6, 2002 @ 11:43pm
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ok um ever see the movie beauty and the beast where their sitting around the table and making food and their all singing this song " be our guest be or guest" ok well my friend re-wrote it and um ya hehe she asked me to post it, why she didnt do it herself i dunno to lazy to get an account, so thanks to pam and her friend milissa, enjoy
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PaT_ replied on Sun Jan 6, 2002 @ 11:44pm
pat_
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It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the hall prouldly presents "your dinner" *wink wink*

be our guest
feel our breasts
put your grabers to the test
un zip your pants mr.
and we'll provide the rest
soup du jour(grabs one breast)
hot hor d'oeuvres(grabs other breast)
why, they only live to serve
try the nipple its delicious
don't belive me?? ask the misses
they can sing
they can dance
after all man this is france
and the breasts here are never secound best
go on, unzip your pants
take a glance and then you'll
feel our our breast
oui!our breasts
be our guest

little boobs
big boobs
boobs from A to double D
they'll prepare and serve with flair
a sexfilled cabaret
we're alone
and they're here
the banquet's all prepared
no one gloomy or complaining
while the jugs are enteraining
we tell jokes
they do tricks
with their fellow monstous tits
and its all in perfect taste
that you can bet
come on and lift your sack
you've won your own free pass
to be our guest
if you're stressed
its these we suggest
feel our breasts
be our guest
feel our breasts

life is so unnerving
for a servant who's not serving
they're not whole without a sole to wait upon
ah, those good old days when they were useful
suddenly those good old days are gone
ten years they've been sagging
needing so much more support
needing padding, a chance to use their skills
most days they just lay around braless
flabby, fat and lazy
you walked in and ups-a-daisy

your our guest
your our guest
oh my, well these are breasts
wine's been poured and thank the whore
i've had the bras freshly pressed
with dessert
you'll want sex
and my dear that's fine with me
while the other do their dance
i'll be blowing, i'll be humming
you'll get warm
piping hot
heaven's sakes, is that your cock?
wipe it clean, it wont be sucked like that
we've got alot to do
is it one hump or two
for you, our guest?
your our guests
your our guests
feel our breasts

be our guest
feel our breasts
our command is your request
its ten years since we had any
and we're obsessed
rub your dick?
rub your dick!
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
while the candle light's still glowing
let us hump
you
we'll keep going

one by one
hump by hump
'til you shout "enough im done!!!"
then well sing you off to sleep as masterbate
tonight you'll lay on back
but for now. lets whack
feel our breasts
be our guest
feel our breasts
PLEASE feel our breasts
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Mon Jan 7, 2002 @ 12:29am
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hmmmmm
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Mon Jan 7, 2002 @ 12:53am
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:lol very cute .....someone has allot of time on thier hands ;)

Lee
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» errorizE replied on Mon Jan 7, 2002 @ 2:01am
errorize
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i like that song
they should send it to disny
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Mon Jan 7, 2002 @ 4:04am
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This song has not been approoved by myself. it is irrelevant
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AngryChinchilla replied on Mon Jan 7, 2002 @ 6:09pm
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IT WAS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WAS THE ONE WHO WROTE THE SONG :P
and yes, we winnipegers have WAY too much time on our hands, and bustah, its melissa, not millisa :P
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» shpud replied on Tue Jan 8, 2002 @ 1:55pm
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its cause pat cant spell, you'll get used to it after a while :)
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Tue Jan 8, 2002 @ 3:36pm
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you should be ashamed of yourself trancey, how old are you? haha
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AngryChinchilla replied on Tue Jan 8, 2002 @ 6:01pm
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*GASP*
how dare u ask my age!
age doesnt have anything to do with such GREAT talent that me n melissa have, ur obviously jealous of my work :P *hides in fear*
and sphud, i know poor pat cant spell, ive had to put up with his typos for over 5 years
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PaT_ replied on Tue Jan 8, 2002 @ 6:37pm
pat_
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ouu(at)'ever man ma spEH-ling n taipo's r-ent that bad, i duh no wha en-E of you are tau(king)about but if you have a pra'blem wif hit D-eel we(FFFF) it!!!

hmmm
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AngryChinchilla replied on Tue Jan 8, 2002 @ 8:21pm
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pat
u stink
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