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Dirty Song
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PaT_ replied on Sun Jan 6, 2002 @ 11:43pm |
ok um ever see the movie beauty and the beast where their sitting around the table and making food and their all singing this song " be our guest be or guest" ok well my friend re-wrote it and um ya hehe she asked me to post it, why she didnt do it herself i dunno to lazy to get an account, so thanks to pam and her friend milissa, enjoy
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PaT_ replied on Sun Jan 6, 2002 @ 11:44pm |
It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair as the hall prouldly presents "your dinner" *wink wink*
be our guest feel our breasts put your grabers to the test un zip your pants mr. and we'll provide the rest soup du jour(grabs one breast) hot hor d'oeuvres(grabs other breast) why, they only live to serve try the nipple its delicious don't belive me?? ask the misses they can sing they can dance after all man this is france and the breasts here are never secound best go on, unzip your pants take a glance and then you'll feel our our breast oui!our breasts be our guest little boobs big boobs boobs from A to double D they'll prepare and serve with flair a sexfilled cabaret we're alone and they're here the banquet's all prepared no one gloomy or complaining while the jugs are enteraining we tell jokes they do tricks with their fellow monstous tits and its all in perfect taste that you can bet come on and lift your sack you've won your own free pass to be our guest if you're stressed its these we suggest feel our breasts be our guest feel our breasts life is so unnerving for a servant who's not serving they're not whole without a sole to wait upon ah, those good old days when they were useful suddenly those good old days are gone ten years they've been sagging needing so much more support needing padding, a chance to use their skills most days they just lay around braless flabby, fat and lazy you walked in and ups-a-daisy your our guest your our guest oh my, well these are breasts wine's been poured and thank the whore i've had the bras freshly pressed with dessert you'll want sex and my dear that's fine with me while the other do their dance i'll be blowing, i'll be humming you'll get warm piping hot heaven's sakes, is that your cock? wipe it clean, it wont be sucked like that we've got alot to do is it one hump or two for you, our guest? your our guests your our guests feel our breasts be our guest feel our breasts our command is your request its ten years since we had any and we're obsessed rub your dick? rub your dick! Yes, indeed, we aim to please while the candle light's still glowing let us hump you we'll keep going one by one hump by hump 'til you shout "enough im done!!!" then well sing you off to sleep as masterbate tonight you'll lay on back but for now. lets whack feel our breasts be our guest feel our breasts PLEASE feel our breasts |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Mon Jan 7, 2002 @ 12:29am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Purple_Lee replied on Mon Jan 7, 2002 @ 12:53am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» errorizE replied on Mon Jan 7, 2002 @ 2:01am |
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AngryChinchilla replied on Mon Jan 7, 2002 @ 6:09pm |
IT WAS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WAS THE ONE WHO WROTE THE SONG :P and yes, we winnipegers have WAY too much time on our hands, and bustah, its melissa, not millisa :P |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» shpud replied on Tue Jan 8, 2002 @ 1:55pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Tue Jan 8, 2002 @ 3:36pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AngryChinchilla replied on Tue Jan 8, 2002 @ 6:01pm |
*GASP*
how dare u ask my age! age doesnt have anything to do with such GREAT talent that me n melissa have, ur obviously jealous of my work :P *hides in fear* and sphud, i know poor pat cant spell, ive had to put up with his typos for over 5 years |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PaT_ replied on Tue Jan 8, 2002 @ 6:37pm |
ouu(at)'ever man ma spEH-ling n taipo's r-ent that bad, i duh no wha en-E of you are tau(king)about but if you have a pra'blem wif hit D-eel we(FFFF) it!!!
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Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AngryChinchilla replied on Tue Jan 8, 2002 @ 8:21pm |
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