Texts From Last Night!!!!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Wed Jan 13, 2010 @ 2:13pm |
 Coolness: 116255 | hhahahahaha |
| I'm feeling brocoliiii :( right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Thu Jan 14, 2010 @ 1:23pm |
 Coolness: 94215 | (843): she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights" |
| I'm feeling a message in a bottl right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rawali replied on Thu Jan 14, 2010 @ 1:27pm |
 Coolness: 141405 | Originally Posted By DRGONZO
Oh god. Good luck getting me to text when I'm drunk, I'd probably throw my phone against a wall within seconds. I know that I've spent a lot of time talking to people on the phone I'm not even sure I've ever met when I've been drunk.. but that's different. I can't remember those conversations anyway, and the next day, I realize that it looks like I might've called a random number but I never have the guts to call back and verify who it was. I remember a certain time where high on acid and your friends called me so I would try and talk some sense into you... apparently you thought you were pussyvamp and you kept insulting everyone for some reason... it was 4 am... on a tuesday... |
| I'm feeling lovely right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Thu Jan 14, 2010 @ 1:30pm |
| Coolness: 94215 | ahahaahhahahahahaahhahhahhahhahahhahaahahhahahaah |
| I'm feeling a message in a bottl right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Fri Jan 15, 2010 @ 8:31am |
| Coolness: 116255 | (414): nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
(816): Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it (408): Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling. (541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward Update » LeChat wrote on Fri Jan 15, 2010 @ 8:33am (775): My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful. |
| I'm feeling brocoliiii :( right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Fri Jan 15, 2010 @ 11:03am |
| Coolness: 94215 | (508): They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever." |
| I'm feeling a message in a bottl right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» InnFekchun replied on Fri Jan 15, 2010 @ 11:09am |
 Coolness: 84945 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
(541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward Hahahahha Oh noooooes! |
| I'm feeling magik call right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Fri Jan 15, 2010 @ 11:17am |
 Coolness: 90460 | omg lol |
| I'm feeling pound and pound right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» InnFekchun replied on Fri Jan 15, 2010 @ 11:42am |
| Coolness: 84945 | This is just epic XD |
| I'm feeling magik call right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Fri Jan 15, 2010 @ 12:04pm |
| Coolness: 90460 | *writes in on my to do list* Update » FUCKERS wrote on Fri Jan 15, 2010 @ 1:06pm They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up. |
| I'm feeling pound and pound right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» rawali replied on Fri Jan 15, 2010 @ 1:27pm |
| Coolness: 141405 | Originally Posted By GAMOS
(508): They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever." haaha! |
| I'm feeling lovely right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Fri Jan 15, 2010 @ 5:43pm |
| Coolness: 90460 | (610):There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
(781):my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about. (520):I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie. |
| I'm feeling pound and pound right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» SourUltraFast replied on Fri Jan 15, 2010 @ 9:39pm |
 Coolness: 92110 | Originally Posted By V3R510N2M1NU51
Aprizm : 
Gotta love O'Riley tsk tsk tsk |
| I'm feeling je me souviens plus right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Fri Jan 15, 2010 @ 10:26pm |
 Coolness: 266675 | Originally Posted By RAWALI
I remember a certain time where high on acid and your friends called me so I would try and talk some sense into you... apparently you thought you were pussyvamp and you kept insulting everyone for some reason... it was 4 am... on a tuesday... hahahaha no, I thought I was cybervamp and that's completely different than me winding up talking to random people on the phone when I'm drunk. |
| I'm feeling alien transmission right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Raz replied on Sat Jan 16, 2010 @ 8:45pm |
 Coolness: 53035 | "(808): Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?"
"(908): He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!" (973): What's this douchebags name? (908): Rob..." "(661): It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing." |
| I'm feeling lollerskates right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Sat Jan 16, 2010 @ 9:04pm |
| Coolness: 94215 | Originally Posted By RAZ
"(908): He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!" (973): What's this douchebags name? (908): Rob..." bahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahah |
| I'm feeling a message in a bottl right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Mon Jan 18, 2010 @ 9:28am |
| Coolness: 116255 | (306): We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
hahahahha mon coloc et des amis a moi on jouer a Edward 40-hands cet été. ils se sont ducktape une 40 dans chaque main. :P Update » LeChat wrote on Mon Jan 18, 2010 @ 9:40am (919): I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
(778): I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions Update » LeChat wrote on Mon Jan 18, 2010 @ 10:42am (813): The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you" |
| I'm feeling brocoliiii :( right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Tue Jan 19, 2010 @ 10:52am |
| Coolness: 90460 | (860):my vagina's been through so much this weekend
(1-860):you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend? Update » FUCKERS wrote on Tue Jan 19, 2010 @ 11:11am (813):The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you" |
| I'm feeling cuba! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Tue Jan 19, 2010 @ 11:55am |
 Coolness: 114115 | (817):just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing. |
| I'm feeling kapow! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Jan 19, 2010 @ 12:12pm |
| Coolness: 116255 | (970): just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address.... |
| I'm feeling exhausted =( right now.. | |
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