Texts From Last Night!!!!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Mon Jan 4, 2010 @ 4:18pm |
Originally Posted By LECHAT
(732): He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it. omg .. that should totaly be added to the playbook :D | |
I'm feeling pound and pound right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Mon Jan 4, 2010 @ 4:51pm |
Originally Posted By BATZ
omg .. that should totaly be added to the playbook :D QFT! but what would it be called? | |
I'm feeling kapow! right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Mon Jan 4, 2010 @ 4:52pm |
the soon to be expired condom?
I dont know lol | |
I'm feeling pound and pound right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Jan 5, 2010 @ 9:09am |
(330): I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
(607): he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him (313): at least he gets points for a creative booty call (586): i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed.. | |
I'm feeling tequila right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Tue Jan 5, 2010 @ 9:14am |
(303): i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Bwahahahahaha. Oh man, this reminds me of the time my buddies got pulled over after an Xmas party and they had a dildo duct taped to the roof of the car ;) | |
I'm feeling kapow! right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Tue Jan 5, 2010 @ 10:28am |
(631): There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
(419): Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside Update » LeChat wrote on Wed Jan 6, 2010 @ 8:30am (330): I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
(814): Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends (416): He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him. | |
I'm feeling tequila right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Wed Jan 6, 2010 @ 5:18pm |
(301): I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
story of my life.. | |
I'm feeling pound and pound right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Smashley506 replied on Wed Jan 6, 2010 @ 5:21pm |
Originally Posted By BATZ
(301): I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are story of my life.. Hahahha, awesome. | |
I'm feeling unemployed right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jan 7, 2010 @ 11:08am |
(616): Princesses don't give blow jobs
(336): Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid. (714): 20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!" | |
I'm feeling brocoliiii <33333333 right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» InnFekchun replied on Thu Jan 7, 2010 @ 11:11am |
Originally Posted By LECHAT
(616): Princesses don't give blow jobs Pourtant, un gars peut appeller sa chick "princesse" seulement lorsqu'elle le laisse "venir" dans son "palais"... | |
I'm feeling moodless right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jan 7, 2010 @ 11:20am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk replied on Thu Jan 7, 2010 @ 11:21am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jan 7, 2010 @ 11:22am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» InnFekchun replied on Thu Jan 7, 2010 @ 11:23am |
Pffff le pire la dedans c'est que ça vient pas de moi. | |
I'm feeling moodless right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Thu Jan 7, 2010 @ 11:24am |
Originally Posted By ENAIRA
Pourtant, un gars peut appeller sa chick "princesse" seulement lorsqu'elle le laisse "venir" dans son "palais"... QFT | |
I'm feeling pound and pound right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jan 7, 2010 @ 11:25am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Thu Jan 7, 2010 @ 11:27am |
en fait sa fait longtemps que sa roule ste joke la lol | |
I'm feeling pound and pound right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Thu Jan 7, 2010 @ 11:27am |
spas dans le palet que tu viens c'est dans le fond de la gorge. | |
I'm feeling christmissy right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Thu Jan 7, 2010 @ 11:29am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Thu Jan 7, 2010 @ 11:30am |
(250): she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying. | |
I'm feeling brocoliiii <33333333 right now.. |
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