Texts From Last Night!!!!
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Wed Dec 23, 2009 @ 3:25pm |
 Coolness: 90460 | (404): Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
(1-404): did you answer or finish? (404): both |
| I'm feeling pound and pound right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Wed Dec 30, 2009 @ 9:15am |
 Coolness: 295695 | bump
(508): nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar |
| I'm feeling christmissy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Wed Dec 30, 2009 @ 11:57am |
 Coolness: 114115 | (325): Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on... |
| I'm feeling kapow! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Thu Dec 31, 2009 @ 2:50pm |
| Coolness: 90460 | (856): unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
(315): My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning |
| I'm feeling pound and pound right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Thu Dec 31, 2009 @ 3:07pm |
| Coolness: 114115 | Originally Posted By BATZ
(315): My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning QFT! lol (503): I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much. |
| I'm feeling kapow! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Thu Dec 31, 2009 @ 3:44pm |
 Coolness: 159490 | Originally Posted By SPARKLZ
(503): I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much. woah not so sure about this one, but... Originally Posted By batz
(315): My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning third :) |
| I'm feeling fiendish right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Mon Jan 4, 2010 @ 11:46am |
 Coolness: 116255 | (818): I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar |
| I'm feeling too tired to care right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Mon Jan 4, 2010 @ 11:52am |
 Coolness: 266675 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
(818): I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar quoted for fucking truth. |
| I'm feeling gimme crackpipe right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Mon Jan 4, 2010 @ 12:05pm |
| Coolness: 90460 | lmao! |
| I'm feeling pound and pound right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Mon Jan 4, 2010 @ 12:09pm |
| Coolness: 116255 | (732): i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right Update » LeChat wrote on Mon Jan 4, 2010 @ 12:27pm (865): i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat |
| I'm feeling too tired to care right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Sparklz replied on Mon Jan 4, 2010 @ 12:54pm |
| Coolness: 114115 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
(818): I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar LMAO, oh god yes lol |
| I'm feeling kapow! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Mon Jan 4, 2010 @ 1:14pm |
| Coolness: 116255 | (407): i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem |
| I'm feeling too tired to care right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Mon Jan 4, 2010 @ 1:25pm |
| Coolness: 90460 | haha my roommate probly thinks that same about me |
| I'm feeling pound and pound right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Smashley506 replied on Mon Jan 4, 2010 @ 2:03pm |
 Coolness: 45370 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
(818): I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar HAHA!! Ps, Rob, come to Saph's next Friday. It's ma Birthday! |
| I'm feeling unemployed right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Mon Jan 4, 2010 @ 2:07pm |
| Coolness: 116255 | (415): Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed". |
| I'm feeling too tired to care right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» FUCKERS replied on Mon Jan 4, 2010 @ 2:52pm |
| Coolness: 90460 | Originally Posted By SMASHLEY506
HAHA!! Ps, Rob, come to Saph's next Friday. It's ma Birthday! humm .. got plans .. sry .. but If im close ill drop by and buy you a drink |
| I'm feeling pound and pound right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Smashley506 replied on Mon Jan 4, 2010 @ 2:58pm |
| Coolness: 45370 | Boooo...well, stopping by would be appreciated...:) |
| I'm feeling unemployed right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Mon Jan 4, 2010 @ 3:48pm |
| Coolness: 116255 | (805): his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk |
| I'm feeling too tired to care right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Smashley506 replied on Mon Jan 4, 2010 @ 3:50pm |
| Coolness: 45370 | Originally Posted By LECHAT
(805): his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk [ www...... ] /pukes |
| I'm feeling unemployed right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» LeChat replied on Mon Jan 4, 2010 @ 4:09pm |
| Coolness: 116255 | (843): Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
(402): birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented. (732): He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it. |
| I'm feeling too tired to care right now.. | |
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