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Courtroom Roflcopters

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bunnytronix replied on Mon May 4, 2009 @ 6:09pm


Coolness: 153435	[ www.relaxinghub.com ] ATTORNEY: She had three children, right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Are you shittin' me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

	I'm feeling charu right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Mon May 4, 2009 @ 6:12pm


Coolness: 163425	ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?

	I'm feeling toxic and alive right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» earthyspirit replied on Mon May 4, 2009 @ 6:14pm


Coolness: 230600	only you can prevent idiots, so says smoky the pothead laywer

	I'm feeling frah stray did right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Mon May 4, 2009 @ 6:15pm


Coolness: 160045	I lolled, not ROFLcopter but pretty damn close. :)

	I'm feeling f**king pissed right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Mon May 4, 2009 @ 6:16pm


Coolness: 163425	ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Guess. Oh my god, some of these are just fucking hilarious. I'd get so pissed off to hear something like this coming from my attorney's mouth ...

	I'm feeling toxic and alive right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» v.2-1 replied on Mon May 4, 2009 @ 6:17pm


Coolness: 160045	I know. ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh.... I was getting laid!

	I'm feeling f**king pissed right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» earthyspirit replied on Mon May 4, 2009 @ 6:27pm


Coolness: 230600	ATTORNEY: can you please describe the idiot? WITNESS: yeah he looked considerably like you sir...

	I'm feeling frah stray did right now..

Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ashleypeace replied on Mon May 4, 2009 @ 6:30pm


Coolness: 78565	ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

	I'm feeling like r2d2 right now..

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