Originally Posted By GLANDITH
Makes me wonder how many actually bleed from their anus...
thats wut I was wondering... kinda freakin me out....
Ufot-heavy metals can be found in most stool samples taken from city dwellers living above the 45th parallel
You can always do it like the French (at least the ones I lived with) and never buy TP and instead opt for the shower (as mentioned) or the nearest newspaper, toilet book, or toothbrush.
the nearest toothbrush!!!!
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enters the bathroom
-Hey hon, whats up?
-*brush brush brush* brushing *brush* my *brush* tooth *brush*
-ohh nice, and btw, we are out of TP, so i used your toothbrush
-*brush brush* *brush slowly* *puke*
-*gets a slap on the back of the head*
So this pristine white fluffy soft rabbit is hopping along and approaches a really smelly part of the forest. He's sort of too curious for his own good and he peeks over to see what smells, when all of a sudden a bear clambers out of a ravine with a frustrated look on his face. The rabbit freezes, scared out of his wits. But the bear sidles over and asks the rabbit, nonchalantly "Hey man, you ever get that thing where you have like a little piece of shit hanging off your ass and you can't shake it off?" The rabbit lets out a terrified "No sir, can't say that um... happens to me..." "Good!" So the bear grabs the rabbit and neatly wipes his ass with him, then throws him in the ravine. "Thanks bud."