So...i Need A New Drug To Try
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| ...and that's bad because? |
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| I'm feeling fucking horny right now.. |
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| Well for me, I don't want to pay some dirty bitch for sex. I would rather find a clean friend of mine and get laid for free. But I have a boyfriend so I don't need to look for it or pay for it!
WOOOOOHOOOOO FOR FREE SEX! |
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| I'm feeling french toast right now.. |
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| might be cheaper than to get a random girl out, pay diner, pay for drink and hope to have sex.
but I'm with you, free sex is the best! |
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| I'm feeling awesome right now.. |
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| Why would anyone want to pay and hope to have sex when you can not pay and for sure get sex?
People are wasting their money. |
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| I'm feeling bitchy right now.. |
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| some people have no luck but do have needs. Update » Daf wrote on Fri Aug 1, 2008 @ 11:35am + whore are not all crackheads on st-laurent corner.
you can have some fancy one if you are ready to pay! |
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| I'm feeling kiss me, im shitface right now.. |
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| yeahhh, but some of them are nasty.
ouff, there was this one whore outside la belle province on st-laurent, and she started flirting with me and a friend of mine. She was so fucking ugly... I told her she'd have to pay me if she wanted a piece of my ass.
we walked away laughing while I drunkenly shook my butt as we walked away.
in retrospect... i kind of feel bad now. meh |
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| I'm feeling cool right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By DAF
+ whore are not all crackheads on st-laurent corner.
Yeah, some of them are on Ontario/de la visitation too, but they're false advertising, if ya know what i mean. |
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| I'm feeling gettin more ink soon right now.. |
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| did she look anything like this?
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| I'm feeling fucking horny right now.. |
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| Add about 10lbs of botox to her lips. |
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| Originally Posted By SCREWHEAD
did (s)he look anything like this?
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| I'm feeling gettin more ink soon right now.. |
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| I'm pretty certain that Patty The Daytime Hooker is 100% woman |
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| I'm feeling fucking horny right now.. |
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| Im gonna need DNA evidence. |
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| I'm feeling gettin more ink soon right now.. |
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| I'm feeling phd powa !!! right now.. |
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| hahahahahahaha |
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| I'm feeling fucking horny right now.. |
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| Ok. Thanks for all your suggestions. Ive made my decision |
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| I'm feeling :'( right now.. |
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| And the winner is? |
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| I'm feeling cool right now.. |
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| Fuck all that shit. Scotchguard. |
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| I'm feeling pantalons fancy right now.. |
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| gasoline in a bread bag |
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| I'm feeling in a meeting @ barin right now.. |
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| throw in some styrofoam to dissolve in there too. Napalm is the new gas huffing. |
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| I'm feeling gettin more ink soon right now.. |
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| What are you going to try? A hefty dose of nutmeg? If you extract the oil from fresh nutmeg, it can be pretty potent. Just don't do it often. You'll need like 100g of nutmeg. Grind it, put it into a cookpot with near-boiling point water, stir for 30 minutes. The oil will come up on top, keep it aside as it builds up. YUM.
Have a joint with it maybe. |
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| I'm feeling __bored__ right now.. |
So...i Need A New Drug To Try
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