Ninja!!!!!!
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| Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?
A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.) |
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| What's beter than a Ninja????
A NINJA TURTLE! YEAH! TURTLES RULE BITCH! |
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| What? |
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| Teenage mutant ninja turtles |
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| good ole turtles :) |
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| you bastard! Noo kitty!! |
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| whaat? |
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| I want one for my birthday |
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| Alrite one ninja comming up |
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| are you going to cook it? |
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| I'm eating it as we speak |
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| can it be my sex toy? |
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| If theres anything left |
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| Every time you shave a cat, God kills a ninja!
Please....think of the ninjas |
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| me enjoying my dinner |
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| whats it doin? |
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| Didn't you know that ALL cats are secretly ninjas? Man, I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you....
never piss off a cat....they're naturally equiped with Kamas |
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| wow |
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| hello and welcome to last year |
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| nice one this morning dude :)
make me laugh thx |
Ninja!!!!!!
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