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| I worked hard on mine, but I can't save it :( |
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| right click save-as marche pas???? |
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| Bah je le screencap, moi.
I present to you: Django Boncutt (aka Mr. BadCut)
Living a normal life as a happy-going government lottery employee, Django Boncutt started amassing quite a bit of dough on the side. Wanting to feel sand under his toes, he dreamt of the beaches of South America. One day, browsing through a Village Valeur (during a shopping trip with his girlfriend and her legion of shoppers), he discovered a bottle labeled "Bottle of Plenty".
With it came instructions in Esperanto, which he could not really understand. The little he did understand stated that whatever drink was put in the bottle would never empty as long as the person holding the bottle willed it. Amused, Django bought it.
A better skill at Esperanto should have been Django's priority, for a fine print clearly stated that mixing two liquids in the bottle would have disastrous effects! Pouring in Vodka and Orange Juice, Django starting drinking the mix. The next thing he remembered as he woke up was a sudden darkness and nothing else.
Finding himself amidst dozens of dead ravers (mostly mauled to death), Django quickly realized (due in part to photographs taken of the event by the Anarkoid [see The Raventures of Anarkoid #25]) that when he drank from the mix, he would transform into the party animal known as Mr.Badcut. Mr.Badcut, complete opposite of Django Boncutt, is a manic, pedobear strong man with rusted record needles protruding from one hand; the better to badly cut mixes. Now addicted to his never ending bottle of Mojo Vodka, Django has established himself an Underground Vault (UV) to keep him from destroying the world. In it are gather companions of many kinds, there to help Django find happiness, though strange the nights may be. |
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| hahahahaha |
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| Mine would be hard, up for the challenge Pat? :D |
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| AHAHAHAHAHAHA
EPIC
Pat t fort :D |
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| Originally Posted By TAMALA
Mine would be hard, up for the challenge Pat? :D
Right after I do mine :P |
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| Pat est trop hot :D |
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| Originally Posted By DRNYARLATHOTEP ORIGINALLY POSTED BY TAMALA MINE WOULD BE HARD, UP FOR THE CHALLENGE PAT? :D RIGHT AFTER I DO MINE :P
DEAL! :D |
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| Tellement! see, being lazy has its advantages. Now I have my own superhero and a cool story to go with it!!! :D |
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I'm feeling perruque de clown :) right now.. |
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| Sa tete est coupée! |
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| Jsuis trop paresseuse pour la recadrer :P
.... Pat? |
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I'm feeling perruque de clown :) right now.. |
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| PAINT LYDIA, PAIIIIIIIIIINT |
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| J'préfère utiliser Pat que Paint |
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I'm feeling perruque de clown :) right now.. |
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| moi je préfère Patin
(pouti-poum tchi!) |
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| euh...
Je t'aime Ariane! :D |
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| Presenting: Networked Ytterbium Android Responsible for Logical, Artificial Transforming Humanoids, Optimized for Troubleshooting and Efficient Peacekeeping 2.0 (aka Nyarlathotep 2.0)
Don't let his external shell fool you; this creature is not human! Created by the Dr. John Niner Nyarlathotep the 3rd, this organic cyborg roams the world, searching for data. With a built-in Wikipedia access and a million Pseudobytes of storage (so much, you don't even know), "Nyarly" gathers whatever his sensors pick up.
The story goes that a crowd of ill-minded Interwebbers stormed the scientist's loft with torches and pitchforks, demanding that the creation be destroyed. John Niner, refusing, sacrificed himself by flinging the cyborg out the window and charging the crowd (not such a small feat, as Nyarly weights five tons).
Nyarly, alone and confused, wandered the streets. Strange data filtering through, he came to the realization that he was becoming sentient. Vowing to finish his master's goal, he proceeded to record everything, hoping to find a way to resurrect the benevolent John Niner Nyarlathotep.
Nyarly may seem antisocial and cold; he is simply slowly adapting to human feelings. Whenever Nyarly enters a new location or meets new people, he will be silent, observing and recording everything. Once enough is known, he will share his knowledge with others.
Nyarly uses his inner encyclopedia to battle his enemies with ciphers, conundrums and paradoxes. Update » DCRn wrote on Thu May 8, 2008 @ 3:42pm Addendum: His diet consists mainly of dead babies (which explains the cleaver). |
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| hahaha!!!
Pat, tu es et restera pour toujours mon encyclopédie du savoir inutile |
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| C'est clair!! Mais t'es pas si lourd que ca voyons!! awww complexes :P |
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| Parce que je suis un robot!
Tiens Lydia :P
Tam Maintenant. |
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