Im doin' fine.. but my male tortoise has been trying to nail the female from sunrise till sunset for the past two weeks and still hasn't quite figured out how to do it right (he's young)... its pretty funny actually but darn near impossible to make music at the same time with all the noise he makes. .. wish I could post a vid.. I'm sure you'd laugh your asses off.
i have to red rocket my dog on the daily ,he needs a boston terrier to have babies with ASAP.
help,cause id like to stop jacking my dog offf.
or do i....
HAhahahah aw man
I totally thought you were talking about *something else* until I finished reading your post and realized : oh, he's talking about an actual tortoise.
lolololololololololollol.
he such a little horn dog,and needs some female attention...no i dont really jack my dog off,but it made someone laugh so why not.
HAhahahah aw man
I totally thought you were talking about *something else* until I finished reading your post and realized : oh, he's talking about an actual tortoise.
Originally Posted By REGIMENTAL911
he such a little horn dog,and needs some female attention...no i dont really jack my dog off,but it made someone laugh so why not.
A girl I knew went to night school to get certified to work as a veterinary assistant... when she finished the program and started work... well... jerking off dogs was about the only thing she was allowed to do. She quit after three weeks.
Too bad she was married, I bet she had a great grip.
I had 4 when I was a kid, but before the ninja turtles came out. I'd only bought 3, but I literally found the 4th one walking around on the sidewalk in the west island where I used to live (Davignon street right near Centenial Plaza)