A Story Of Hardship And Camaraderie...
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 11:56am |
 Coolness: 266635 | ... where YOU could be the HERO!
The OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME that could open up the DOORS OF PERCEPTION to ONE lucky winner!!! Dearly beloved, we gathered here today to exorcise this terrible flu out of my bloodstream. My offer is this: come take care of meeeeee. Make me soup and cookies, though neither will be consumed (as much as I'd love to), give me sponge baths and empty my shit bag. My room is colourful and well-lit, the windows are easy to open for good aeration and I have high-speed internetz. You will be well-fed and properly groomed. This 2 story + basement private resort contains a wide-screen tv, cable, refrigerator, washer+drier, air hockey table, psp+xbox, 2 computers, 2 bathrooms + 1 washroom, cats + dogs, comfortable beds and pillows, dee, and lots of PLUR. All in the peaceful, quiet and beautiful ville de Pointe-Claire. APPLY TODAY! No previous experience/green card required. I will thank you by emitting a series of grunts and cries, even drool in your food if you so wish. or if you could just share a couple of mindless links to occupy my time, that'd be great too. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 12:01pm |
 Coolness: 179325 | prends de la tisane au thé des bois :)
ça fait comme de l'aspirine. sinon ben bois beaucoup pis fait dodo! ;) La grippe est pas cool cette année, moi ça m'a mis à terre pendant 1 semaine et demi -__- |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 12:06pm |
| Coolness: 266635 | ._. ugh serieux, c'est la premiere fois en 2 jours que j'arrive a me sortir du lit... Je deteste ca, jsuis sur le bord de me claquer une seroquel pour tomber comatose pendant 24heures juste pour pas devoir endurer ca. :( |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Rakoon replied on Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 12:11pm |
 Coolness: 176120 | potatoes, tomatoes, comatoes :D
all vegetables! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 12:12pm |
 Coolness: 151140 | Aww, poor Dee. |
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| Good [+2]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 12:21pm |
 Coolness: 300005 | did anyone say hardship?
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ufot replied on Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 12:24pm |
 Coolness: 93780 | ok dee... u understand how close the parade and sacred weekend is, ST-PATTIE WILL HEAL U!!! Its time to get serious, if ur virus wants to play, just play harder :
1 tablespoon vegetable oil 1 cup chopped white onions 1/2 cup chopped red bell pepper 1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper 1 teaspoon ground cumin 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon cayenne 1 tablespoon minced jalapeno 1 teaspoon minced garlic 1 cup chopped tomatoes and their juice 1 cup chicken stock 3 tablespoons chopped cilantro 2 teaspoons vegetable oil 4 large corn tortillas 1/2 cup warm refried beans 2 tablespoons unsalted butter 8 large eggs 1 1/2 cups pepper Jack To make the Ranchero Sauce, in a medium pot, heat the oil over medium-high heat. Add the onions and bell peppers, and cook, stirring, for 3 to 5 minutes. Add the cumin, salt, cayenne, jalapeno, and garlic, and cook, stirring, for 30 seconds. Add the tomatoes and their juices and cook, stirring, for 2 minutes. Add the stock and simmer until thickened, about 15 minutes. Remove from the heat and add the cilantro. Adjust the seasoning, to taste, and cover to keep warm. In a large skillet, heat 1/2 teaspoon of vegetable oil over medium-high heat. Add 1 tortilla and cook until warmed through and just starting to brown about 30 seconds. Turn and cook on the second side. Remove, cover to keep warm, and repeat with the remaining oil and tortillas. In 2 medium skillets, melt 1 tablespoon of butter each, over medium-high heat. Break 4 eggs into each skillet and fry until beginning to set, about 1 minute. Sprinkle the eggs with the cheese and cover to finish cooking, about 1 1/2 minutes. Place 1 warm tortilla on each of 4 plates and spread each with 2 tablespoons of warm refried beans. Place 2 eggs on top of each tortilla and top with the warm Ranchero Sauce. Serve immediately. then when done... Here is a recipe for an excellent tea that is soothing for sore throats and helps boost the body's defences: Grate 1/2 inch to 1 inch of fresh ginger root into 2 cups of boiling water. Let the mixture soak for about two minutes. Strain the bits of ginger from the liquid and throw them away. Add the juice of 1/4 of a lemon and a spoonful of honey. One warning; this is not the pleasant sort of tea you might be used to drinking. However, there is nothing like it for recovering a voice lost to a bad cold. Ufot-try an repeat till cured Update » ufot wrote on Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 12:31pm theres also one of my personal favs...
Vodka The Russian cure goes something like this: Buy a bottle of pepper vodka Get yourself to a sauna Sit, sweat, and drink the vodka If for any reason a sauna is not available, run a bath as hot as you can stand it, sit, sweat, and drink the vodka. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 12:44pm |
| Coolness: 266635 | considering I don't exactly have all the ingredients for the tortilla thing (and no way am I walking 30 minutes to the grocery store for that today), I might consider the vodka thing.
MMMmMMMmmm, warm bubble baths and alcohol. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» caro replied on Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 1:23pm |
 Coolness: 152620 | i enjoy how you turned the idea of sweating out the illness into an excuse for bubbles and drinks
horrah, and feel better dear |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Masa replied on Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 1:35pm |
 Coolness: 159450 | Originally Posted By CARO
personally im a fan of the whole smoke a little weed and sleep it alll off game plan but to each their own I vote for that as well! ... must work as a preemptive measure too, I've yet to catch anything this winter :) And not that I don't like Absolut, but aren't they the only ones making pepper vodka? kinda limits the choices... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» caro replied on Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 1:37pm |
| Coolness: 152620 | AND
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 1:47pm |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 2:06pm |
 Coolness: 295655 | one things is sure, one well place hit by a baseball bat can make you forget you are sick, hell you will wake up a few days later plugged into an hospital bed and fed by a tube!
win win situation! |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 2:57pm |
| Coolness: 266635 | man, blueberry cheese cake ice cream is totally where it's at. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 3:16pm |
| Coolness: 179325 | 'tention à l'alcool par contre, ça diminue le système immunitaire pour un boutte... |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Gamos replied on Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 3:32pm |
 Coolness: 94175 | *yaY* Dees back. You had disapeared for a few days. I was having cyber gonzo withdrawl...spending more and more time of ravewave waiting for a fix. But it never came...so I had to turn to drugs instead. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 3:58pm |
| Coolness: 266635 | Originally Posted By GAMOS
*yaY* Dees back. You had disapeared for a few days. I was having cyber gonzo withdrawl...spending more and more time of ravewave waiting for a fix. But it never came...so I had to turn to drugs instead. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 4:04pm |
 Coolness: 686270 | it would totally not do you any good though, mdma/mda/drugs in general (even smoking weed/cigarettes) lower the strength of your immune system because your body is too busy trying to fight off the poison you've ingested.. Even alcohol, a shot or two of vodka/poire williams can do some good, but if you get drunk, then it's just gonna make it that much tougher to fight off the germs..
It totally blows. |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 4:06pm |
| Coolness: 266635 | PFtgkestjioehstihiohtoist *headbutts* |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» JojoBizarre replied on Wed Mar 12, 2008 @ 4:07pm |
| Coolness: 295655 | facepalm
when nothing is of use, a good headbutt on the concrete will do the trick. For anything else there is pedobear |
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