" Let Me Smell Your Dick "
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Intoccabile replied on Wed Dec 19, 2007 @ 11:25pm |
 Coolness: 65565 | " Let me smell yo dick ", by female R&B artist Riskay, is possibly the most ridiculous song this year, even surpassing Souljah Boy's " anthem " in sheer lyrical stupidity.
This interview was posted recently on Vice's blog... Vice: Why do you think "Smell Yo Dick" has taken off ? Riskay: I think it's because a lot of women have thought about it but they never had the nerve to do it, and now they don't have to be ashamed to try it. A lot of men cheat because they can get away with it, but I feel like if a man knows a woman will go to that extent [dick-smelling], they probably won't cheat. Men have degraded women and acted like we're stupid for so many years, and they come up with songs about cheating, so why can't I just represent women? This is how I feel, this is what I've been through. Vice : How many times have you smelled a dick ? Riskay: Once, when I was younger. I had a guy that was cheating on me. You know, always coming home about five o'clock in the morning, always trying to make up excuses. He's out with his boys. I'm like, "Hey if you're not cheating, let me smell it." Vice : And he let you ? Riskay: Yeah. He was confident in himself, as if I'm stupid and I don't know what latex smells like. It smelled like... it had condom smell. Vice : Couldn't you just smell his hands, or his face ? Riskay: Yeah, you could smell his hands or his face-if you wanna be disgusting. I would prefer to smell his dick than taste some other chick in his mouth. Vice : I think a lot of women would be afraid to just ask outright. Any tips on how to get him to offer up the goods ? Riskay: If you feel like your man might cuss you out and try to get violent with you if you ask, then act like you're gonna give him some head and just smell it. Vice : What if you smelled a guy's dick and it smelled like saliva? Would that be as bad? Riskay: You know, if it smells like stank breath, that's wrong too. A lot of men are like "Oh, she just gave me head," and I'm like "OK, that's cheatin." Vice : What if he thought ahead and took a shower before coming home? You could be fooled. Riskay: If he's been out all day, he shouldn't smell like soap. I was talking with a male rapper friend, and he said "What I do is take baby wipes and clean myself before I get home," and then another guy told me he just let his thing out and rolled the windows down in the car so his dick could air out. Vice : I love picturing that. Do you worry that with your song being heard so much, maybe men will wise up and everyone will carry baby wipes or let their dick air out in the car, and then smelling it will be ruined for women everywhere? Riskay: When I first did the song, a lot of my man friends were like "You're giving females too much information! You're giving them bad, bad ideas. This is wrong." A lot of men don't like it, probably because they're cheating. They think "Oh my God, this is for real. She done put females up on somethin' and we in trouble now." |
| I'm feeling g.r.i.m.e.y. right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Thu Dec 20, 2007 @ 12:02am |
 Coolness: 686305 | If I'd ever have that shit pulled on me, I'd comply and wait for my dick to be close enough and pull an R. Kelly on her.
That'll learn the bitch not to trust. |
| I'm feeling internet withdrawl right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» greatjob replied on Thu Dec 20, 2007 @ 12:33am |
 Coolness: 283170 | Psssssssss!
MAHAHAHA! Take that bitch! |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Thu Dec 20, 2007 @ 1:06am |
 Coolness: 151175 | Forget pissing on her. When she gets in close, just give her the old fashioned dick slap.
KAPOW! That should teach her. |
| I'm feeling cool right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Bad_Chemistry replied on Thu Dec 20, 2007 @ 3:26am |
 Coolness: 73800 | Smell his dick.... Wtf... I can't wait for the taste her snatch remix.
I can;t listen to the radio anymore... I honestly put on classical when I'm in the car... It's the only thing with substance. |
| I'm feeling wtf charles? right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Thu Dec 20, 2007 @ 6:00am |
 Coolness: 147040 | hahahh thanks for this interview :) |
| I'm feeling phd powa !!! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk replied on Thu Dec 20, 2007 @ 8:20am |
 Coolness: 153720 | omg wtf |
| I'm feeling hardcore right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Thu Dec 20, 2007 @ 11:52am |
 Coolness: 179360 | I find honesty and communication within a couple is better than all that shit.
But then, it's an R&B artist...  |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» MURDOCK_ROCK replied on Thu Dec 20, 2007 @ 12:04pm |
 Coolness: 84590 | wow...
r&b heads are fucked up.if the artists are this fuckin' retarded... what does that say about it's listeners. has anybody ever met a smart chick who listens to r&b? ever? |
| I'm feeling republican right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Deadfunk replied on Thu Dec 20, 2007 @ 1:40pm |
| Coolness: 153720 | Originally Posted By MURDOCK_ROCK
has anybody ever met a smart chick who listens to r&b? ever? nop |
| I'm feeling hardcore right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» flo replied on Thu Dec 20, 2007 @ 2:21pm |
| Coolness: 147040 | Originally Posted By MURDOCK_ROCK
has anybody ever met a smart chick ? ever? no way |
| I'm feeling phd powa !!! right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Thu Dec 20, 2007 @ 4:00pm |
 Coolness: 300040 | godamn victoria is hot |
| I'm feeling happy right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mezion replied on Thu Dec 20, 2007 @ 4:22pm |
 Coolness: 46150 | Originally Posted By EL_LEADER_MAXIMO
godamn victoria is hot agreed |
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| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PonChalice replied on Thu Dec 20, 2007 @ 4:23pm |
 Coolness: 76970 | ... but would she smell it though? |
| I'm feeling pregnant with meanin right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Strik_IX replied on Thu Dec 20, 2007 @ 4:23pm |
 Coolness: 89355 | So, who wants to smell my dick? It's clean I swear!
=P |
| I'm feeling the love right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» sabinonstop replied on Thu Dec 20, 2007 @ 4:26pm |
 Coolness: 93145 | Dont want no short dick man dont want....
lol |
| I'm feeling l.o.v.e right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Strik_IX replied on Thu Dec 20, 2007 @ 4:27pm |
| Coolness: 89355 | Dammit the truth is out... don't tell anyone or I'll tell em you smelt it mmmkay! |
| I'm feeling the love right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» sabinonstop replied on Thu Dec 20, 2007 @ 4:48pm |
| Coolness: 93145 | Dont worry i get sick when i touch a dildo! ;P |
| I'm feeling l.o.v.e right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» system_glitch replied on Thu Dec 20, 2007 @ 5:40pm |
 Coolness: 163215 | but you let people give you heads in parties, we got supporting evidence ;) |
| I'm feeling toxic right now.. | |
| Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» El_Presidente replied on Thu Dec 20, 2007 @ 5:46pm |
| Coolness: 300040 | wait. who got his dick sucked by a guy at which party? sabi? |
| I'm feeling happy right now.. | |
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