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Funnay!!!!!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» screw_you replied on Fri Feb 21, 2003 @ 3:38am |
-Dead Baby Jokes-
Q: What is red and pink and can't turn round in a corridor? A: A baby with a javelin through its throat. Q: What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? A: One live one in the middle is eating its way out. Q: What's blue and sits in the corner? A: A baby in a baggie. Q: What's present do you get for a dead baby? A: A dead puppy. Q: What's purple, covered in pus and squeals? A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt. Q: What sits in the kitchen and keeps getting smaller and smaller? A: A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler! Q: What's pink and red and silver and crawls into walls? A: A baby with forks in its eyes. Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken. Q: What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? A: An erection. Q: Why did the baby fall off the swing? A: Because it had no arms or legs. Q: What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A: A bus load of babies on fire. Q: What's harder to do than nailing a baby to a tree? A: Nailing it to a dead puppy. Q: What's grosser than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? A: One dead baby nailed to ten trees. Q: What's pink and chunky? A: A baby with leporacy. Q: Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads? A: So you can pick them up five at a time. Q: How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket. Q: What's pink and spits? A: A baby in a frying pan. Q: What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? A: Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before. Q: What's more fun than a barrel of dead babies? A: Sticking pins in their eyes. Q: How do you make a baby cry twice? A: Wipe your bloody cock on his teddy bear. ...theyres more lol |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» ontheroadagain replied on Fri Feb 21, 2003 @ 3:52am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» daFTWin replied on Fri Feb 21, 2003 @ 4:06am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PoiSoNeD_CaNdY replied on Fri Feb 21, 2003 @ 6:56am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Feb 21, 2003 @ 10:06am |
I have nothing new. :( I'm in the midst of setting up a new computer. That's my excuse. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Feb 21, 2003 @ 10:06am |
I have nothing new. :( I'm in the midst of setting up a new computer. That's my excuse. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Fri Feb 21, 2003 @ 10:44am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Feb 21, 2003 @ 10:49am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Fri Feb 21, 2003 @ 10:50am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Feb 21, 2003 @ 10:51am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Fri Feb 21, 2003 @ 10:58am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Feb 21, 2003 @ 11:16am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Fri Feb 21, 2003 @ 11:18am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Oliver_TwisteD replied on Fri Feb 21, 2003 @ 12:14pm |
Heh, nice one isabel. I've never known a chick that tells dead babie jokes~ I even heard a handfull of new ones... Right on!! |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PitaGore replied on Fri Feb 21, 2003 @ 1:51pm |
Oliver,your tunes are really good !! Congrats ! Keep on the good work !!
Can i call that -ambient-intelligent-abstract drumn'bass - ??? |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» screw_you replied on Fri Feb 21, 2003 @ 2:11pm |
if u liked these go check out [ www.thisisacryforhelp.com ] there more dead baby jokes and a bunch of games and animations...plus theres retarded tests and shit ...its a pretty cool site! |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Unknown User replied on Sat Feb 22, 2003 @ 9:37pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Sun Feb 23, 2003 @ 5:14pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Oliver_TwisteD replied on Sun Feb 23, 2003 @ 5:54pm |
X-cellent-
and Galaksy, thanx for the posetive feedback. Sure, you could call that -ambient-intelligent-abstract drumn'bass. I also do alot of other styles... |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» mdc replied on Sun Feb 23, 2003 @ 6:11pm |
Funnay!!!!!
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