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Vampire Peacocks Are A Very Real Threat.
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| [ www.cnn.com ]
NEW YORK (AP) -- A peacock that roamed into the parking lot of a Burger King in New York City was beaten by a man who insisted it was a vampire.
Animal control officials in Staten Island say the bird was beaten so fiercely that most of its tail feathers fell out and it had to be euthanized.
The seven-year-old male peacock wandered into the restaurant parking lot and perched on a car hood last week. Charmed employees had been feeding it bread when the man appeared.
A restaurant worker says the man grabbed the bird by the neck, hurled it to the ground and started stomping it. She says when he was asked what he was doing, he responded, "'I'm killing a vampire!"'
Employees called police, but the man ran when he saw them. |
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| I'v been telling for so long... Burger King is bad !! |
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| ..yeah, because OBVIOUSLY the food is what made him completely lose touch with reality.. |
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| ok ... just ... WTF ? |
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| Gotta love crazy homeless people. |
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| actually what concerns me the most is why was there a fucking peacock in new york city??? |
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I'm feeling lonely right now.. |
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| Well, it certainly wasn't for the health care! |
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| *zink!*
i love me some vampire peacocks. |
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| "The man went on to say that the vampire peacock owed him $1,400 in alimony payments." |
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| Of course, the fact that the peacock was a vampire just made the whole thing a whole lot worse. But I agree. A peacock in New York City ? WTF ?
Reports say after the bird got euthanized, that particular Burger King had a week special of Chicken Strips. Uncanny. |
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| It's probably someone's pet or from Central Park zoo. |
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| well, being a Vampire would certainly explain WHY the peacock was in New-York city ... maybe the crazy homeless guy wasn't so crazy after all ... Update » system_glitch wrote on Wed Jul 4, 2007 @ 8:25am The facts are there, you can't deny the truth, vampire peacocks are real ! |
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Vampire Peacocks Are A Very Real Threat.
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