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Girl 1: Ugh, I just got raped by another final.
Girl 2: Seems all you talk about these days is getting sodomized by exams.
Girl 1: Why do you always assume it’s anal?
Girl 1: What’s the postal code here?
Girl 2: um….I don’t know. I think it’s K3A something
Girl 1: Oh you mean H3A?
Girl 2: No, K ’cause we’re in Canada
Girl 1: …. for real?
Girl 2: yeah….is that not right?
Girl 1: oh my god.
Asian Guy: God damn, that shooter down in the US is gonna give Asians a bad name. Quiet Asian guys will only be able to stay silent for 5 minutes before people get suspicious.
Mexican Guy: Join the club, down in the US, people only think of us as cheap landscapers.
Asian Guy: I don’t think we have a lot of Mexicans here.
Mexican Guy: That must be why your lawns look so shitty.
Two girls are meeting on the corner of Milton and Lorne.
Girl #1: What took so long?
Girl #2: We were so close to getting the squirrel, you have no idea…
thats a nice one!
on the bus in the south shore near champlain cegep: Man my teacher made us go to the Holocaust museum, but it's totally biased towards the Jewish side, they should at least cover Hitler's point of view...
I swear to god I am not making this up...
Girl 1: Hey guys, guess what, today is Pi Day!
Girl 2: Oh yeah, cuz its 3/14! Nice!
Girl 3: Isn’t there another one of those holidays..like a pot one?
Girl 2: Yeah, its April 20th
Girl 1: Why 4/20?
Girl 2: Some smokers in California used to always get high at 4:20 in the afternoon.
Girl 1: That’s so cool! OMG, imagine how fun it’ll be when the year is 1420!
Girl 2: *pause* 1420 already happened…
Guy on megaphone (as McGill security guards show up): Okay everyone, McGill security is here, so, ummm, just hide your weed (groans from students) it’s okay guys, we’ll smoke it when they leave!
—Lower Field, on 420
I like this one, reminds me of 420 at my school.