Things Not To Say To Your Girlfriend
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| But aren't you satisfied being the hand that cradles the leaders of this world? |
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| I'm feeling procrastinative right now.. |
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| 'woaa neuromyth was right about vagina!' |
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| I'm feeling proud to be synn right now.. |
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| The only reason why I told you that I had an STD after I slept with you, is because I wanted to REALLY share it with you... |
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| I'm feeling reborn right now.. |
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| omg I just thought of the worst one ever. i'm debating whether or not I should even write it...
here goes nothing
"Not now sis." |
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| What about "Not now grandma"? |
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| lol |
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| or... "Now Grandma!" |
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| I'm feeling like a stunt double right now.. |
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| hahahahaha ewwwwwww |
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| I'm feeling agent provocateur right now.. |
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| gummers for everyone! |
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| I'm feeling the void right now.. |
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| gummers eh?
is that like a hummer, cept done by someone without teeth? gummmmmmy.
referring back to Zed's "grandma" statement. hahahaha ewwww |
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| I'm feeling agent provocateur right now.. |
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| I don't care if your name's not Melissa. |
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| I'm feeling like a stunt double right now.. |
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| Kiss your sister hello for me... and don't forget the tongue! |
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| I'm feeling agent provocateur right now.. |
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| hot. incest.
ewwww
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| I'm feeling like a stunt double right now.. |
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| Originally Posted By DIGITALVENUS
gummers eh?
is that like a hummer, cept done by someone without teeth? gummmmmmy.
referring back to Zed's "grandma" statement. hahahaha ewwww
you should watch Blood Sucking Freaks... there's a great "promise you won't bite?" scene. |
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| Don't worry honey, that's not herpes. It's anal warts. |
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| I'm feeling supercalifragilistic right now.. |
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| and we have a winner. |
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| I'm feeling it right now.. |
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| Stop crying or I'll hit you again. |
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| I'm feeling supercalifragilistic right now.. |
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| Well of course I was going to sleep with your sister when you said you weren't ready yet. |
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| I'm feeling it right now.. |
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| lol |
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| For the last time, shave your back!! |
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| I'm feeling it right now.. |
Things Not To Say To Your Girlfriend
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