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Dictionary Of Obscure Sexual Terms
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| An Abe is when you haver the class of cutting it.
Gorilla mask is when you just rip it out.
German Chocolate Cock - Per the famous, delicious dessert of a similar name, ram your member into an unsuspecting German female's mouth, and whilst squatting over her torso yell "Sheitza!" and release a hot, muddy loaf on her chest (the cake). As she gags on your jones, pull out and spray copious amounts of your hot, steamy cream (the icing) atop the lumpy chocolate-coloured residue while yelling "Blitz Krieg!". Add 2 sporks and enjoy! Don't be greedy, invite her deranged Euro friends over in the corner to come and share an after-dinner golden shower! Das lecker, ya? |
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| I'm feeling cracktastic right now.. |
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| lol... |
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| I'm feeling mild manered right now.. |
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| oh boy, that's f-nasty |
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| I'm feeling sexy right now.. |
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| BLITZ KRIEG! |
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| I'm feeling cracktastic right now.. |
Dictionary Of Obscure Sexual Terms
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