Dead Baby Jokes!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Nov 24, 2006 @ 3:46pm |
What's worse than a dead baby?
A living baby. | |
I'm feeling bored right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Sat Nov 25, 2006 @ 2:35pm |
Well it's true, they cry and stuff... Dead babies don't cry and are not looking for attention. | |
I'm feeling happy right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» evilkitkatbar replied on Sat Nov 25, 2006 @ 3:42pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Anarkoid replied on Sun Nov 26, 2006 @ 1:04pm |
Q: How is a baby like a grape?
A: They both give a little wine when you squish them. and for ladies... Q: What is red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion! | |
I'm feeling neoapocalyptic right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PonChalice replied on Mon Nov 27, 2006 @ 10:35am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Mon Nov 27, 2006 @ 7:56pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» doomcookiek replied on Tue Nov 28, 2006 @ 12:37am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Wed Nov 29, 2006 @ 4:22pm |
Hey, j'ai lu dans le journal qujourd'hui que y'a une mère Update » cvxn wrote on Wed Nov 29, 2006 @ 4:23pm (hey, y'a posté pis j'ai même pas eu le temps de finir. Bon.)
Fak je disais, y'a une mère qui a tué son bébé en le mettant dans le micro-ondes. Tsé, c'est supposé être des jokes! Juste des jokes! Faut pas le faire pour vrai!!! | |
I'm feeling kandy right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Angeliknightmare replied on Wed Nov 29, 2006 @ 4:35pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Jan 9, 2007 @ 9:16am |
curiosity killed the baby?
mind you, i'm one of those horribly curious shitheads, and if i had a spare baby, im pretty sure i'd be trying shit like that too :S you know... just to see if it really works.. | |
I'm feeling pixelated right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Tue Jan 9, 2007 @ 9:44am |
ouais, moi aussi p-ê... ;) je ferais des brochettes de foetus. trop cute. | |
I'm feeling sleeping right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Jan 9, 2007 @ 1:32pm |
ouaip ouaip ouaip..
jveux mordre dans un bebe.. you have to admit though.. if it wasnt actually alive and if it was boneless, a baby would be the perfect marketing product in our capitalist society! so many uses and counting! 1) brings the game to a whole new level 2) pedophiles: satisfy your urges today! 3) in the midst of teen angst and need a place to hide your weed from your parents? :P:P 4) high on E and got that sudden urge to sink your teeth into human flesh? ahhhhhhhhh that would kick ass, im pretty sure actually biting your friends will always be more fun than that but still :P | |
I'm feeling pixelated right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Tue Jan 9, 2007 @ 1:43pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Jan 9, 2007 @ 1:57pm |
haha make yourself a jump rope made out of baby carcasses
floaters for your kids ammo during wars use it as a thermometer.. if the skin start peeling off too easily +-> hot and humid drop babies, not bombs dead baby; its whats for dinner | |
I'm feeling pixelated right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» HappyChop replied on Tue Jan 9, 2007 @ 2:11pm |
i saw appocalypto the other day... in one sceen, a badman grabs a baby by the leg off of its mother and then tosses it into the forest.
holy shit, mel gibson your such a funny director!!! | |
I'm feeling less deep right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» DrGonzo replied on Tue Jan 9, 2007 @ 2:14pm |
well if i was mel gibson, i'd think i was pretty funny too. | |
I'm feeling pixelated right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Wed Jan 10, 2007 @ 9:43am |
lol!
Manger des bébés règlerait la famine dans le monde *et* les problèmes de surpopulation. | |
I'm feeling fucking horny right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Angeliknightmare replied on Wed Jan 10, 2007 @ 1:31pm |
Originally Posted By DRGONZO CURIOSITY KILLED THE BABY? MIND YOU, I'M ONE OF THOSE HORRIBLY CURIOUS SHITHEADS, AND IF I HAD A SPARE BABY, IM PRETTY SURE I'D BE TRYING SHIT LIKE THAT TOO :S YOU KNOW... JUST TO SEE IF IT REALLY WORKS..
no... i don't know... I DON"T KNOW AT ALL!!!!! :( | |
I'm feeling awesome right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Anarkoid replied on Fri Jan 12, 2007 @ 12:05am |
Well biting in a baby is fine...but your parents should have taught you that you should always cook your meat before eating it or else you are going to be sick...:p
is there anything more funny than Dead Baby jokes???...I think not:p | |
I'm feeling xna right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Screwhead replied on Fri Jan 12, 2007 @ 12:10am |
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