Dead Baby Jokes!
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Mico replied on Fri Oct 20, 2006 @ 1:34am |
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor?
A baby playing in a plastic bag. What is green and sits in the corner? Same dead baby two weeks later! | |
I'm feeling insane right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Anarkoid replied on Fri Oct 20, 2006 @ 2:44am |
When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
When it starts talking to you again Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle of baby oil? How are babies and the elderly alike? Both are fun to throw out of moving cars. | |
I'm feeling octosquidish right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Fri Oct 20, 2006 @ 12:02pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Shindy replied on Fri Oct 20, 2006 @ 1:41pm |
Une femme est en train d’accoucher. Le bébé sort… le médecin prend l’enfant et le secoup de toute c’est forces.
La madame se met à crier « mais qu’est-ce que vous faite??? » Le médecin prend alors l’enfant par les pieds et le fait aller de bas en haut. La madame HURLE « Arrêter, mon bébé, arrêter! !! » Le médecin qui tien toujours le bébé par les pieds ce met à le cogner sur le coin du comptoir tête première. La madame continue de hurler avant de s’évanouir. Lorsqu’elle ce réveil, le médecin lui dit calmement : « Ben voyons madame, c’était juste une farce, y’était déjà mort ! » | |
I'm feeling hardcore right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» AlienZeD replied on Fri Oct 20, 2006 @ 1:50pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Fri Oct 20, 2006 @ 7:32pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Wizdumb replied on Fri Oct 20, 2006 @ 7:34pm |
more dead babies!!!
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume! | |
I'm feeling tricks and treats right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PonChalice replied on Sat Oct 21, 2006 @ 4:41pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Sat Oct 21, 2006 @ 9:37pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Sun Oct 22, 2006 @ 1:24pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» GRASP replied on Sun Oct 22, 2006 @ 2:49pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Sun Oct 22, 2006 @ 8:20pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PonChalice replied on Sun Oct 22, 2006 @ 11:52pm |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Haha replied on Tue Oct 24, 2006 @ 12:14am |
What's the proper way to catch a falling baby?
With a paper shredder. You know when it's time to clean your fridge? When the Baking Soda box in your fridge is unable to cover the rancid baby flesh smell anymore. | |
I'm feeling tentacular right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Tue Oct 24, 2006 @ 9:24am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» Anarkoid replied on Wed Nov 22, 2006 @ 1:15am |
That an old thread, but I can't help but like it...
Why didn't they crucify baby Jesus? -I don't know why they didn't either. What's worse than smoking pot with a baby? -Making a bong out of it What do you call a dead baby, a rat, 4 week old bread and a pickle? -A Big Mac. What's the difference between a Thanksgiving turkey and a dead baby? -About one hour of cook time | |
I'm feeling diplomatic right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» cvxn replied on Wed Nov 22, 2006 @ 8:21am |
LOL nice! Je les connaissais pas celles-là! | |
I'm feeling tentacles inside me right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» kimochi replied on Fri Nov 24, 2006 @ 8:41am |
qu'es-ce qui est pire qu'un bébé mort avec un nez de clown?
-un clown avec un nez de bébé mort. | |
I'm feeling unsure right now.. |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» PonChalice replied on Fri Nov 24, 2006 @ 10:36am |
Good [+1]Toggle ReplyLink» evilkitkatbar replied on Fri Nov 24, 2006 @ 12:00pm |
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