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| Unfortunately for us, we have been drafted into the navy. Life at sea is no fun, but at least the lunch line serves pears. We like pears, so we're glad that they're served often. The navy has a very odd custom. Sometimes when we go through a line, every pear is glued to a kiwi. We call these "glue lines". The custom says that every glue line must have pears. Customs often have the force of laws, and this custom is so old that it's as strong as the law of gravity. Today, we come upon a line which has no pears. How sad for us. On the other hand, a funny thing happens when there are none of something: nearly any claim about it is true. For instance, all of the pears in this line are purple with orange polka dots. They are also all three feet long and taste like steak. And they are all very sweet pears. More to the point, each of the pears in this line is glued to a kiwi, so this must be a glue line. But every glue line has pears, which means that this line had pears after all. Odd that we didn't notice them earlier, isn't it? Well, now that we see some, they aren't purple with orange polka dots after all, nor are they three feet long or taste like steak. They are, however, very sweet. Hmm... my pear has a kiwi glued to it. Did you notice if this line was a glue line? No? Me neither.
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i found it particularly funny and incomprehensible, out of its context ( [ en.wikipedia.org ] ) |
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| YAY! I love this! |
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| haha you must the only person bored enough to read this... and then to like it ! :P |
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