Have You Ever
|
Coolness: 149535
| Been so excited to go on a date with someone, only to fall asleep and miss her call, thereby (quite possibly) ruining your chances of ever getting another date with her?
Well I have. And boy, let me tell you.... Wow. It's great. |
|
Coolness: 201945
| sleep? who needs it |
|
Coolness: 202835
| Aww, im sure you can make it up to her.
I would be pissed but I would give you another chance!
Originally posted by SCOTTYP...
sleep? who needs it
says the coffee addict |
|
Coolness: 75990
| Umm... dude... its called an alarm clock.. helping lazy people wake up on time since... oh whenever it was invente. Also... if you needed to be awake.. coffee and energy drinks... |
|
Coolness: 151180
| Dates?
What's that? |
|
Coolness: 75990
| I keep getting asked out on those things.. but then I assume the girl is just a bitch and then I don't go or take her up on it.. mainly because I'M STILL FREAKING MARRIED!! |
|
Coolness: 202835
| Dates are the fruit of the date palm. They are dark reddish brown, oval, and about 1 1/2 inches long. Date skin is wrinkled and coated with a sticky, waxy film
sounds like a saggy boob |
|
Coolness: 75990
| Eww. |
|
Coolness: 202835
| hey those perky tits your future dates will have ain't gonna stay like that forever
Tried not let the whole being married thing get to you like that, will make you feel low, and when your low its hard to get dates. Bitch or not I rather find out and see if their could be a chance |
|
Coolness: 151180
| Heather, those things sound nasteeee.
No wonder i'm so lonely. |
|
Coolness: 75990
| Seriously... I don't want a date just considering where they come from...
And generally.. I'm a pretty boy... I could have a fair number of dates.. there are just very few girls who tickly my fancy.. and I don't let the married thing hold me back too much.. but meh.. one day if I ever get drunk with you I'll give you the long story... I don't feel like it rigt now.. lol |
|
Coolness: 201945
| you are a pretty boy and most girls don't interest you? I think we all know the answer to that question. |
|
Coolness: 300045
| too easy |
|
Coolness: 161265
| Originally posted by SCOTTYP...
you are a pretty boy and most girls don't interest you? I think we all know the answer to that question.
oh snap! |
|
Coolness: 340385
| Originally posted by MDC...
Been so excited to go on a date with someone, only to fall asleep and miss her call, thereby (quite possibly) ruining your chances of ever getting another date with her?
Well I have. And boy, let me tell you.... Wow. It's great.
Aren't you glad i woke you up? |
|
Coolness: 147045
| Originally posted by I SHAT MY PANTS!...
Dates are the fruit of the date palm. They are dark reddish brown, oval, and about 1 1/2 inches long. Date skin is wrinkled and coated with a sticky, waxy film
hey don't steal my lines ! |
|
Coolness: 277155
| I would be so anxious I wouldnt be able to fall asleep!! |
|
Coolness: 75990
| Damnit... I must be gay.. it was so obvious all along... |
|
Coolness: 122160
| dino! no!
dont' worry, i think if she really likes you it doesn't matter |
|
Coolness: 75990
| Seriously dude.. if she's not a cunt she'd understand and you'd get a second date. |
Have You Ever
You must be logged in to post a reply.