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Mouse Joke
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| Three mice were sitting in a bar, each trying to impress the others with how tough they were.
The first one said, "When I see a mousetrap, I deliberately set it off, bench press the bar fifty times, then snack on the cheese."
The second one, not to be outdone, said, "Yeah? Well, every morning when I get out of bed, I stir in some cream and rat poison in my coffee. It gives me a good buzz that really wakes me up and gets me going."
They both look at the third mouse who, after a few seconds, gets up and says, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I've got to go home and fuck the cat." |
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| yeah... 1986 called... said it wanted its joke back |
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| hahaha |
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| Lol, j'avais déjà entendu kkchose du genre, mais pas avec des souris. |
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| Originally posted by MDC...
yeah... 1986 called... said it wanted its joke back
haha! |
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| Originally posted by MDC...
yeah... 1986 called... said it wanted its joke back
pwn! |
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| zing
"if a stoner can remember a joke its as if he invented it" |
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| Originally posted by MDC...
yeah... 1986 called... said it wanted its joke back
Oh i get it, people were telling you this joke when you were 3 years old eh? makes sense. |
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| i love you ian |
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| I'd rather hear a moose joke |
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| Nothing is scarier then a room with a moose. |
Mouse Joke
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